This is Thomas Harvey.
He works at W+K Portland and is a Southern gent.
No, that doesn’t mean he’s from London, it means he’s from the place where they talk slowly, say Sir and Ma’am after every sentence and like everything fried.
Even lettuce.
He’s a good man … and, sort-of like our Old Spice campaign, he can make you feel you are the man you wish your man was like.
That doesn’t make sense does it?
Bollocks.
OK, let me explain what I am trying to explain …
Every year at W+K Portland, there’s a pie making/eating contest. It’s a lot of fun and mayhem and it helps raise funds and laughs for charity.
At this very moment, this event is happening.
Seriously, you can check it out by going here.
Anyway, because Thomas is a suit, he has no problem selling out his principals, so when you ‘sponsor’ him [he’s doing it for cancer research], he will show his gratitude by boosting your self esteem and basically letting you feel like you’re the man you wish/delude yourself you were like.
Don’t believe me?
Just look at the comments and eventually you will see what I mean.
Yes, this means he is a charity prostitute, but he’s a lovely charity prostitute.
[Did that clear up the confusion? No? Bugger!]
Anyway, for a small fee you can save lives and delude yourself you are loved and important, so head over to the W+K Pie site, click on Thomas’ name, make a donation, pay on Paypal and sit back and enjoy the attention and charm of a Southern gent.