This is the greatest video on all of YouTube. Actually, make that the entire internet. And that includes all the clips that haven’t been uploaded or even happened yet:

Don’t worry, I’m still away – but thanks to jetlag and a fast internet connection [how I miss that in China], I stumbled upon this – and just had to share it.

And just for the record, I did not find it by putting the words ‘Grandma sex’ or ‘Kim Kardashian’ into YouTube … I was just randomly clicking on videos on YouTube and somehow stumbled upon this bit of gold.

I don’t know why I’m justifying myself to you – because apart from the fact you won’t believe me, the end result makes it all worthwhile.

See you Monday.