Seriously, can you believe how utterly crap that is!!!
I wish it was a spoof but it’s not.
It was printed. By a major media company.
And guess who it was?
No … it wasn’t the gossip rags of US Weekly or the National Enquirer.
No … it wasn’t the curators of weird like BuzzFeed or ChinaSmack.
No … it was the Daily fucking Mail.
A “newspaper.”
A “newspaper” that claims to be the defender of morals and family values.
A “newspaper” that supposedly represents England’s middle class.
A “newspaper” that talks about standing up for the best of British.
Bollocks.
I’ll tell you what the Daily Mail is … it’s a “newspaper” that wouldn’t know news if it knocked on their door and smashed them in the fucking face.
What next Daily Mail, a headline of some c-grade celebrity saying:
“Wilmer Valderrama looks surprised at the ferocity of an unexpected sneeze.”
Or maybe you’ll go more upmarket with something like:
“Kim Kardashian smiles without knowing she has some lettuce on her teeth.”
Yes, you’re really flying the flag for hard hitting journalism aren’t you.
Twats. You utter, utter sad fucking twats.