… because when I’m away and skypeing with her, she doesn’t mind when I say that rather than have a conversation about her day, I’d like to see her do an impression of the little girl in the Japanese horror movies, The Ring.
I know what you’re thinking, my Ricky Gervaisesque laugh is much more frightening.
Yes, I agree, I have no idea where that came from.
Sorry Jilly for embarrassing you, but believe it or not, I think it’s absolutely wonderful and charming and lovely and great, and let’s face it, is no where near as bad as Jillyism.
On the bright side, as you think this blog represents my DNA in cryogenically frozen form – meaning it lets you to feel close to me, even when I’m away – this post will remind you how much of a shit I could be and stop you wasting any tears on my absence.
See, how considerate I am?
I’m all give, give, give …
What a lucky, lucky lady you are. Ahem.