… because I’m here.
On the bright side, you won’t have to interact with me because if I’m not at my client meetings, I’ll be at Funan Mall buying more pointless and over-priced gadget tat.
That’s a win:win in my book – and it’s a win:win for you, because it means you get a day off from my intellectual brilliance.
Also known as, utter bollocks.
Till tomorrow then …