I know Mr Robot Voice is smart.
I know he’s smarter than 10 million versions of me.
He’s probably even smarter than John Dodds.
Maybe.
But is he as smart as Sebastian Schmeig?
Who is Sebastian?
No, it’s not the same Seb that – along with Marcus – used to represent the German contingent that shouted abuse at me on this blog.
Sebastian is a man who can basically explain the history of mankind – from big bang to Lindsey Lohan breakdown – in 4 mins 21″.
FOUR MINUTES TWENTY ONE SECONDS.
I know planners who take that long just to tell you their quadruple-barrelled name.
OK, so there’s a bit more to the story than that – and you can read it here – but if you’re more Playboy reader than Times reader and just want to look at the pictures, then check out his video of total, mental, evolutionary, trippy awesomeness.
