So it’s nearly Christmas.
Can you believe it?
Seriously, I swear to god this year only had 7 months in it because it’s gone so bloody fast.
Anyway it’s that time of year where you start to think about what you’re going to do on the big day.
Well, my wife and I thought about it – said “sod that” and have decided to get on a plane tonight and fly to Las Vegas.
To renew our vows.
In an Elvis Chapel.
Dressed as Elvis and Priscilla.
I know … I know …
But you want to hear something even weirder?
Yes, even weirder than my wife wanting to renew her vows with me [I think she said, renew, maybe she said review!] … this is supposed to be her Christmas present to me.
How the hell does that work?
Las Vegas maybe … but renewing vows dressed as Elvis in a shitty fake chapel???
What the hell is wrong with getting me some pointless gadget and a crappy card?
To be honest, I’m secretly happy and excited.
Apart from the fact that we’ve had a rather stressful time at work in the last couple of weeks – especially this week – I can’t think of anything nicer than hanging out with my wife for a bit.
Only a bit, haha!
So while I’ll write some more bollocks before we all go off and celebrate the religious festival of eating too much, drinking too much and being generally underwhelmed with the present we got from our Auntie Flora, this blog is officially closed for 10 days or so, which is possibly the greatest gift I could give you all.
Wish me luck … I mean for when I play blackjack … the vows stuff is easy.
Humiliating.
But easy.