Spare A Thought For All The Poor, Little Foreigners Who Will Spend Today Looking On The Majesty Of England – In ALL Her Pomp & Ceremony Glory – And Wishing They Too, Were Members Of Her Majesty’s People.

Courtesy of another of my wife’s handmade masterpieces, here’s to the happy couple.

And here’s to all the envious jolly foreigners. Especially the frogs.

Enjoy, especially as it will all end in bitter tears within 3 years, Possibly.

[Obviously I mean the royal marriage, not the cake or the tango ad … we all know they definitely have a much earlier ‘best before’ date]