[This is not me, even if it could be me. Kinda]
… because I am now on almost 3 weeks holiday.
But don’t be jealous because everyone wins …
I get to piss about.
You don’t have to read my shit.
My colleagues don’t have to hear my voice.
Our clients don’t have to write a complaint about me.
See, it’s a Win/Win … except I win slightly more than you do.
So till I ruin your lives with more of my shite, I bid you farewell suckers …