That, ladies & gentlemen, is a very good question and the answer is in my tiny little head.
I can only apologise for the length of time it’s taken me to write them up … I can’t even blame the judges anymore because the efficient bastards all gave me their feedback within the timeline I gave them.
So I promise I will do it within the next 10 days – I know that’s still way too long, but I’m actually having to do a bit of work for a living at the moment and that’s even more of a shock to the system than the amount of ‘reading’ I have to do so I can understand what the hell is going on with fizzy pop, running shoes and man spray.
So 10 more days and then it’ll be out – and I’ll try and rustle up a half decent prize for the winner to make up for my slack speed.
PS: Even though it will look like it, this post had nothing to do with Northern’s bollocking of me. He’s influential, but he’s not that influential.