Don’t know if it’s true … if it is I just think the guys a total thick bastard … but if it isn’t and this is what the Welsh call ‘humour’, then I guess it’s explains why they live in caves, sleep with their sisters and talk with a bloody ridiculous accent*.
Jesus, I think I’ve just joined the BNP!
*Catherine Zeta Jones, Mrs Lee Hill and Jenny are exempt from that statement – though CZJ is looking a bit ropey these day’s so she should consider herself very fortunate indeed.

