Don’t try and get the kinks out of a pair of iPOD headphones by letting the cable accidentally dangle infront of a kitten …
… a kitten who is standing on a table opposite you …
… a table just above groin height …
… because the mad bundle of fluff will probably think it’s a game …
… a game where she has to jump at the items infront of her …
… a jump that will require her to run full pelt …
… because what ends up happening …
… is she lands smack bang in your midsection …
… a section where she then rams in her claws …
… because she wants to stay close to ‘the game’ …
… even though in reality …
… she’s digging into a VERY sensitive part of the body …
… a part of the body that will result in her ‘Dad’ …
… never becoming a ‘Dad’ for real.
Yes, this did happen which is why I am now speaking in a much higher pitched voice and have a wife who is wetting herself everytime she looks at me.