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Have Macca’s Gone Porn?

Secret Fish Fantasy?  Who the fuck has fantasies about fish except maybe seals or the odd mermaid? 

And if there ARE people out there who get turned on over the thought of a Birds Eye Fish Finger, I don’t think [1] I want to know [2] want to be in a restaurant with them.

I even looked on the internet to see if there was some weird fish-fetish-group and I couldn’t find any [though I must admit I didn’t look too long] so I have to ask why Macca’s would create a poster that sounds sooooooo wrong in sooooooo many ways.

Sure, if they have decided to switch strategies from Family Restaurant to ‘Adult’ meeting place then fine … however if they’re not, this poster makes their Fillet Of Fish about as appetising as this pastie from my local Starbucks …

Disgusting eh?  Well at least they didn’t give it a name that tried to con you into thinking it was something it wasn’t …

Pretty accurate name I’m sure you’ll agree.

Macca’s you have alot to learn interms of naming – which begs the question, why isn’t it a McFillet Of McFish?

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