The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

For Those Of You Having That Monday Morning Dread Feeling …
March 10, 2014, 6:10 am
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Thought so … now you can go off and enjoy your Monday in much better spirits as well as be grateful that Johnson & Johnson don’t make vibrators.

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It’s not monday for me but when it is, knowing this is the shortest post you’ve ever written will cheer me up massively.

Comment by DH

Is this how Andy funds his high living lifestyle?

Comment by DH

you worked it out. but it doesnt pay as much as your job being fisted by 12 dirty kraut bastards at the same fucking time.

Comment by andy@cynic

Consider yourself told Dave.

Comment by Rob

I’m never going to buy J&J cotton buds again.

Comment by Pete

Heartwarming, or thereabouts.

Comment by Chris

What’s the difference between a supposition and a suppository? One you pull out of your arse, the other …

Comment by Ian Gee

now i know why those j&j fuckers say they’re a family business. dirty fuckers.

Comment by andy@cynic

I agree Andrew, that is taking the family aspect of the company far too far.

Comment by George

The above pales next to media arts

Comment by Northern

the above is fucking media arts. especially when they pull the thermometer out of the ass and its covered in shit and sweetcorn.

Comment by andy@cynic

I don’t want to know about the corn Andy, but I suggest you visit the doctor quickly.

Comment by Pete

It’s a private joke Pete. A disgusting, childish, private joke.

Comment by Rob

It’s not that private, I know it and that means everyone knows it.

Comment by Billy Whizz

In that case, a certain bass player from England will never be allowed in Utah ever again.

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Comment by at the back of my mind

So… you’re in need of another government exponsored holiday?

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Comment by Miguel

oi campbell. it didnt improve my monday. you owe me for false fucking advertising.

Comment by andy@cynic

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