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I know you might look at the title of this blog post and think I’m joking and to be honest, I am [kinda] joking … but you guessed it, by the end of this week, I am going to be on holiday.
No, it is not April Fools, it’s the start of the Chinese New Year holiday.
God I love this country and culture.
Anyway, what this means is that after Wednesday, there will be no more blog posts until around Valentine’s day … not because the holiday is that long, but because I might have to go go straight from my holiday in Oz to Russia. Don’t ask, just don’t ask.
But as I said, I’ll be back and it will be on Valentine’s Day where I will make sure that even though you won’t get any valentines messages from anyone, you’ll get one from me. Ahem.
And if you think that is bad, watch this – though I’m slightly concerned that some of the lines the lady explains may have come from a couple of people who come on here. Mentioning no names Billy or John.
Oops.
If you want to hear some of the lamest, you should check out this.
Which – ironically – I also think could have been used by a couple of people who comment on here. Mentioning no names Billy or John.
Double Oops.
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Dear Rob.
Fuck off.
Billy.
Comment by Billy Whizz January 27, 2014 @ 6:31 amTo be fair to Rob (and you know how much I hate doing that) Ted Bundy had more luck getting women than you. But I’ll give you this, you’re a try-er.
Comment by DH January 27, 2014 @ 6:43 amSays the man who goes home to youporn every night.
Comment by Billy Whizz January 27, 2014 @ 6:58 amTo be fair Billy, your comment could be pointed at nearly everyone who comes on here. Well, at least Northern.
Comment by Rob January 27, 2014 @ 8:56 amGet fucked
Comment by northern January 27, 2014 @ 5:27 pmSnappy comeback.
Comment by Rob January 27, 2014 @ 8:56 amHow man holidays have you worked in the last 2 months? Let me rephrase that. How many days have you been in the office? This is your 4th holiday that I know you had in the last 8 weeks. How do you pull it off? I know this is a national holiday but it’s still a joke. Are you coming back here? It’s cold. You hate the cold. Even you can’t wear Birkenstocks in the snow.
Comment by DH January 27, 2014 @ 6:47 amYou probably can and do, don’t you. Weirdo.
Comment by DH January 27, 2014 @ 6:48 amYes, but 3 of those 4 were national holidays, so it’s not entirely my fault, but I’m certainly not complaining.
And no, I’m not coming to you and no, I wouldn’t wear Birkenstocks in the snow. Everything else maybe … but even I draw the line at snow.
Comment by Rob January 27, 2014 @ 8:57 amSorry Rob, you seem to think I care. I don’t. Enjoy your 1000th holiday since moving to China.
Comment by DH January 27, 2014 @ 10:11 amI can’t keep up with all your holidays. I would love to see you timesheet. Changing subject. Li Na. Do you work with her? I watched her match and her victory speech. What a personality. A great representative for China and Nike.
Comment by George January 27, 2014 @ 7:10 amGiven he has more holidays than Thomas Cook, I doubt it very much.
Comment by John January 27, 2014 @ 7:22 amWe do and I love her. As I said to NIKE yesterday, she is almost single-handedly stopping tennis falling under the weight of it’s own pompousness.
Comment by Rob January 27, 2014 @ 8:58 amHow will you be able to spot the difference when you eventually retire?
Comment by Bazza January 27, 2014 @ 7:52 amJill will make me do more work when I’m retired.
Comment by Rob January 27, 2014 @ 8:58 amhow the fuck do you have more days off than me when i dont even fucking have a job? youre satans spawn, that can be the only fucking reason.
Comment by andy@cynic January 28, 2014 @ 6:19 am