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After 3 weeks Of Work, I Need A Holiday …
January 27, 2014, 6:15 am
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I know you might look at the title of this blog post and think I’m joking and to be honest, I am [kinda] joking … but you guessed it, by the end of this week, I am going to be on holiday.

No, it is not April Fools, it’s the start of the Chinese New Year holiday.

God I love this country and culture.

Anyway, what this means is that after Wednesday, there will be no more blog posts until around Valentine’s day … not because the holiday is that long, but because I might have to go go straight from my holiday in Oz to Russia. Don’t ask, just don’t ask.

But as I said, I’ll be back and it will be on Valentine’s Day where I will make sure that even though you won’t get any valentines messages from anyone, you’ll get one from me. Ahem.

And if you think that is bad, watch this – though I’m slightly concerned that some of the lines the lady explains may have come from a couple of people who come on here. Mentioning no names Billy or John.


If you want to hear some of the lamest, you should check out this.

Which – ironically – I also think could have been used by a couple of people who comment on here. Mentioning no names Billy or John.

Double Oops.

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Dear Rob.

Fuck off.


Comment by Billy Whizz

To be fair to Rob (and you know how much I hate doing that) Ted Bundy had more luck getting women than you. But I’ll give you this, you’re a try-er.

Comment by DH

Says the man who goes home to youporn every night.

Comment by Billy Whizz

To be fair Billy, your comment could be pointed at nearly everyone who comes on here. Well, at least Northern.

Comment by Rob

Get fucked

Comment by northern

Snappy comeback.

Comment by Rob

How man holidays have you worked in the last 2 months? Let me rephrase that. How many days have you been in the office? This is your 4th holiday that I know you had in the last 8 weeks. How do you pull it off? I know this is a national holiday but it’s still a joke. Are you coming back here? It’s cold. You hate the cold. Even you can’t wear Birkenstocks in the snow.

Comment by DH

You probably can and do, don’t you. Weirdo.

Comment by DH

Yes, but 3 of those 4 were national holidays, so it’s not entirely my fault, but I’m certainly not complaining.

And no, I’m not coming to you and no, I wouldn’t wear Birkenstocks in the snow. Everything else maybe … but even I draw the line at snow.

Comment by Rob

Sorry Rob, you seem to think I care. I don’t. Enjoy your 1000th holiday since moving to China.

Comment by DH

I can’t keep up with all your holidays. I would love to see you timesheet. Changing subject. Li Na. Do you work with her? I watched her match and her victory speech. What a personality. A great representative for China and Nike.

Comment by George

Given he has more holidays than Thomas Cook, I doubt it very much.

Comment by John

We do and I love her. As I said to NIKE yesterday, she is almost single-handedly stopping tennis falling under the weight of it’s own pompousness.

Comment by Rob

How will you be able to spot the difference when you eventually retire?

Comment by Bazza

Jill will make me do more work when I’m retired.

Comment by Rob

how the fuck do you have more days off than me when i dont even fucking have a job? youre satans spawn, that can be the only fucking reason.

Comment by andy@cynic

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