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So for the next couple of weeks, we have the pleasure of the very tall Heather LeFevre staying with us.
I say ‘staying with us’ but we’re actually putting her up in a little hotel because she’s allergic to cats and as nice as she is – in a choice between my cat or 99.9% of all humans, the cat will always win.
Sorry Heather.
Anyway, while I’m sure she needs no introduction but just in case you’ve been living under a rock for years, she is the founder of the Global Planner survey and is currently undertaking a project to see how planning is done around the World.
I know … I know … you’re asking why the hell has she has come to see me, well I can only assume it’s for comic relief.
Anyway, over the next 2 weeks we’ll be giving her some exposure to working life in China – and I just hope at the end of it, she doesn’t hate me for inviting her over.
In all seriousness, I think her project is fascinating.
While I know planning is different by territory, it’s only when someone goes from place to place in a relatively short time that you can see what those differences really are once and for all.
However that’s not the real reason I invited Heather over.
You see while 2 weeks isn’t enough to give anyone a real impression of what life in Asia/China is really like, I’m hoping the experience captivates, intrigues, excites and pushes her, so that anyone who reads the book she’s going to write about this whole adventure will see this part of the World is not the creatively desolate place that NYC and London like to present … but a region filled with the sorts of possibilities and challenges that can positively change your life, not to mention your career, forever.
I guess we’ll find out in 2 weeks.
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Pass on my best wishes for the book! I hope she enjoys her stay too … X
Comment by quizzicalliasons July 23, 2012 @ 6:13 amPeople aren’t put off living and working in China because of what the twats in London and NYC say. People are put off because you live there Rob.
Comment by DH July 23, 2012 @ 6:18 amCondolences to Heather.
bit over the fucking top but entirely accurate.
Comment by andy@cynic July 23, 2012 @ 6:56 amI really like the sound of Heather’s project but with only 2 weeks in each location, what is she specifically hoping to find out or experience? Regardless, I’m interested to hear her thoughts and I’m sure the next fortnight will be particularly memorable.
Comment by Pete July 23, 2012 @ 6:25 ami fucking assume you mean memorable in the way people dont forget the pain and fucking suffering of war.
Comment by andy@cynic July 23, 2012 @ 6:57 amAnd welcome back Robert or will you be announcing you’re going away for the week again in a few days?
Comment by Pete July 23, 2012 @ 6:26 amWe can hope. Not as much as Heather will be though.
Comment by DH July 23, 2012 @ 6:33 amAnd his planning team.
Comment by DH July 23, 2012 @ 6:34 amAnd everyone in his office.
Comment by DH July 23, 2012 @ 6:34 amAnd China.
Comment by DH July 23, 2012 @ 6:35 amAnd the entire W+K staff.
Comment by DH July 23, 2012 @ 6:36 amAnd Rob’s clients.
Comment by DH July 23, 2012 @ 6:36 amAnd Jill.
Comment by DH July 23, 2012 @ 6:36 amso mr fucking freeloader returns. as if life wasnt shit enough already.
Comment by andy@cynic July 23, 2012 @ 6:48 amsurely he cant pull off a 3rd freebie week in a row. that would be a record even for mr blagging bastard.
Comment by andy@cynic July 23, 2012 @ 6:58 amIn the interests of ensuring your continued employment Robert, I’d make sure any NDA you have Heather sign, covers everything said or done throughout the 2 week period in your company, not just W+K client dealings.
Comment by George July 23, 2012 @ 6:40 amExcellent concept, I hope she doesn’t find it is fundamentally the same shit, just a different timezone.
Rob…
Comment by George Parker July 23, 2012 @ 6:46 amBad move, after travelling around the world checking out various planners, she will realize it’s all a giant con job perpetrated by wankers, who don’t have the fucking talent to actually earn a real living. Nothing personal, Rob. And she isn’t fucking tall. On my screen she looks about two inches.
Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells.
Cheers/George
best analysis of planning ive ever fucking read.
Comment by andy@cynic July 23, 2012 @ 6:53 ambasically george p is saying planning are like insurance salesmen, just less fucking useful. works for me.
Comment by andy@cynic July 23, 2012 @ 6:54 amBut not as useless as the head of account management.
Comment by DH July 23, 2012 @ 6:59 amor mds of fucking banks. just.
Comment by andy@cynic July 23, 2012 @ 7:03 amForget How, the big question is Why?
Comment by John July 23, 2012 @ 6:46 amstop sounding like campbell on his insight high fucking horse. unless youre asking why the fuck would anyone want to see campbell for 2 weeks which is a medical fucking mystery and something too fucking dangerous and boring to even bother trying to fucking find out.
Comment by andy@cynic July 23, 2012 @ 6:50 amNot why is it done differently, just why is it done at all?
Comment by John July 23, 2012 @ 6:54 amworking in other countries?
Comment by andy@cynic July 23, 2012 @ 6:55 amplanning?
seeing campbell?
all of the above?
Wow… Is “George” my fucking clone?
Comment by George Parker July 23, 2012 @ 6:47 amCheers… The real “AdScam” George
dont worry george p, the other george fucker is very different. hes fucking nice for a start. and i dont say nice in a fucking complimentary way.
Comment by andy@cynic July 23, 2012 @ 6:52 amThank God for that. The last thing I want is my reputation as a right old bastard being messed about with.
Comment by George Parker July 23, 2012 @ 6:58 amGiven your previous comment I think you’ll be safe George!
Comment by Rob Mortimer (Not a fake Andy) July 23, 2012 @ 8:45 pmDon’t worry George, you remain unique amongst those named George.
Comment by George July 23, 2012 @ 7:02 amyou can both breathe a sigh of fucking relief now.
Comment by andy@cynic July 23, 2012 @ 7:04 amThirty comments already? I haven’t read any yet but I’m betting most of them have something to do with Heather being a glutton for punishment by being in my company for the next 2 weeks. Let’s see shall we …
Comment by Rob July 23, 2012 @ 7:52 amYep. I must be clairvoyant.
Comment by Rob July 23, 2012 @ 7:54 amsurprised you didnt say that proved you were a good fucking planner. but then you know the shitstorm that would attract dont you. which means you are a good fucking planner. how fucked up is that?
Comment by andy@cynic July 23, 2012 @ 8:05 amHow come you get tall, blonde chicks coming to visit you and I when I’m so much hotter and more fucking charming?
Comment by Billy Whizz July 23, 2012 @ 8:25 amI think your personality is what’s stopping it happening for you Billy.
Comment by Rob July 23, 2012 @ 10:51 amI think we should have a pageant to determine if you are in fact hotter and more charming than me.
Comment by Heather LeFevre July 25, 2012 @ 1:47 pmExcellent, but is she coming because of JIll?
Comment by northern July 23, 2012 @ 8:19 pmonly if its to hold the fucker down so jill can lamp the bastard. but then id offer to fucking do that myself.
Comment by andy@cynic July 23, 2012 @ 10:38 pmI’m sure I had a legitimate comment but laughed at the preceding comments enough that I’ve forgotten it. Ah well.
Comment by Rob Mortimer (Not a fake Andy) July 23, 2012 @ 8:44 pmlegitimate comment? youre on the wrong fucking blog then.
Comment by andy@cynic July 23, 2012 @ 10:39 pmWhat odds will someone give me that she’s on the phone booking her flight out of there (to anywhere) right now?
Comment by Billy Whizz July 23, 2012 @ 10:44 pmNot very good because she probably booked her escape 12 hours ago when she first sat down with Rob.
Comment by DH July 23, 2012 @ 10:50 pmnice. very fucking nice.
Comment by andy@cynic July 23, 2012 @ 11:01 pmBet Iraq is looking good for her right now.
Comment by Billy Whizz July 23, 2012 @ 11:19 pmShe’s on the first flight to Syria as we speak…
Comment by Rob Mortimer (Not a fake Andy) July 23, 2012 @ 11:49 pmshes just landed and finds the place more fucking peaceful and less fucking annoying. thats the campbell effect.
Comment by andy@cynic July 24, 2012 @ 4:20 amThanks all for your concern. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, right?
Comment by Heather LeFevre July 25, 2012 @ 1:49 pm[…] I said in my post when Heather arrived, my main reason for doing this was the hope the experience captivates, intrigues, excites and […]
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