The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

The clothes … the hair … the language … the music … the bars … the friends …

WANK. WANK. WANK.

What makes it even more annoying is rather than focus on trying to do something that people – real people, not ad groupies and wannabe’s – think is cool, for a lot of them their goal is simply to be labeled as cool by their peers.

TWATS. TWATS. TWATS.

OK, so there are some planners who are genuinely cool [you can tell because they don’t make a fucking big song and dance out of it] and there are some accounts that require a certain type of planner associated with a certain type of lifestyle and of course, there are some guys who just find that subject matter really bloody interesting – however in the main, planners are supposed to be able to understand and relate and adapt to all segments of the masses, so if they have their head permanently stuck up their arse – or think no other group or lifestyle is as interesting or as important – the chances of them actually understanding what the real issues and opportunities are, is minimal and so everyone ends up losing.

And don’t give me any of this ‘but they could offer a fresh perspective’ bollocks.

What is a ‘fresh perspective’ anyway?

If I had to be specific, I’d say it’s when someone has an interesting approach to a particular issue – but that doesn’t mean ignoring the situation, it’s about really understanding it, which requires empathy with the audience, not distain.

Maybe I’m an old fuck, but if anything is ‘cool’, it’s when someone does [emphasis on ‘does’] something clever that not only shows a deep appreciation of the challenge, the audience and the opportunity but can somehow pull it all together and nurture the wider team to create something that infiltrates society because it’s relevant, resonant, interesting, exciting, energetic and effective … which is why I would put people like Mark Sareff, NP & Gareth, Jason, Age etc [and there’s a lot of ‘etc’s’] ahead of many of the crop of adlands ‘rockstar’ planners, even though I am sure many of them are clever and have done great things.

[Sorry if the guys listed think they’re cool, maybe they are and I’m just uber-shit at seeing it]

To paraphrase David Ogilvy, the masses aren’t irrelevant or uninteresting, they’re your mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, husbands, wives and kids – so for these wannabe rockstars, my advice to you is to pull your head in and remember doing clever things is much cooler than simply trying to be seen as cool through a bunch of contrived actions and behaviours, statements and thoughts … of which often, most have been said and done before anyway.

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