The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

You don’t give me more than 2 mins of your attention even when I’m buying you dinner, so there’s no way I’d expect you to spend 30 mins seeing me make a spectacle of myself. Oh hang on, making a spectacle of myself is maybe the only reason you’d actually waste 30 mins of your life that you’ll never get back.

Anyway I have been given something a billion times better than this – which isn’t hard – take a look at this and weep …

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2009/jan/06/rolex-watches-owen-wilson

You should watch it Andrew, you may learn something valuable. I know you will twist this comment to serve your own evil purpose.

Excellent Robert. I enjoyed it as much 2nd time around.

Having watched myself back, I feel I was even worse than I originally thought … and whilst I was nervous and a bit flustered … if you watch close enough, you hopefully can see the points I’m trying to make.

As I said, if you look really, really pay close attention, ha!

Don’t waste your break on it mate …

You’ve seen the preso … like most works of litrature [hahaha] it’s better than the film!

Nice preso. Love the ease with which that you tell Asians they love intellectual masturbation, and I guess they agreed!

rob, i don’t know what you’re whinging about. i’ve not seen you present at your best, but i’m scared to now, considering that i watched that whole thing right the way through. which means that you were engaging, informative and self-depricating enough for me to listen to stuff i’ve heard/seen on this blog a dozen times and still make time to pay attention to it, even with my short attention span.

i should point out campbells spent all his google bullion so theres no fucking point creeping to him unless you know something i dont

and lee, you set them up and ill just sit back and bask in the glow of everyone knowing what the fuck i could say without having to type a fucking word. now thats effective fucking blogging.

im about to watch your embarrassment with the office so thats another day well have to write off thanks to people being sick or falling asleep

you were nervous werent you you big fucking girl but you were mildly funny, linked “gorilla” to masturbation and said the odd clever thing so ill let you off but next time we need to do it as a double act which means i talk and inspire everyone and you press the “down arrow” on the lappy

wonder what our google friends will think about you saying theyre fucked. ill give you this campbell, youre an equal opportunity brand character assasinator

this could be a job for our new intern. get her to work out how many brands you spit in the face of. i can name apple, google, fallon, singapore education without thinking so ill go with a total of 12 brands that should give up and die as guru campbell has said they have “issues”. george will shit. again. lol

don’t worry piers. were all one happy family just campbell is the psuedo red headed stepchild no one really wants here

But what did Mrs C think?

“two thumbs up” said the reporter from…. wherever!

I was also at PSFK and it was a great conference (well done Piers) and Rob excelled himself as usual. Rob – have you had any complaints and has someone reported you to the police yet? 😉

It’s brilliant Robert, get over it. 🙂

Thanks Rob. I will not let this one go as education is a major passion for me. If what I presented last night is seen as negative, defamatory or being a bitch, I will definitely get my coat!

Lets work on this.

Hello Marcus my lovely – happy new year – going to bed now so speak next week. Hope you DIDN’T break your leg, even if it would be funny if you did 🙂

A mess? What’s changed – except your attitude? 🙂

No one comes here anymore Marcus … it’s just you and me. Lets get cosy lovely 🙂