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Presents For Paedophiles?
August 8, 2008, 3:34 am
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03/08/2008 by you.

So for just $120, you can have a 25cm-long baby doll with so-truly-real [copyrighted] vinyl “skin”.

Let me tell you, if I were the Police I’d definitely be tracking who bought one of these.

In all seriousness this product highlights two things …

1/ You can see why so many businesses go bust within 12 months


2/ As Thora Hird once said, “There’s nowt as queer as folk”.

I’m kinda disappointed I’ve never been given the challenge to sell some weird plastic doll to adults – and this is coming from someone who had to try and flog the Sunday Sport as a newspaper!

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Ha, these (or very similar) were recently in the news here because a lady that makes them left one on the back seat of her car and passerby’s called the police thinking it was a real baby suffocating unattended. They came and smashed the windows out only to find it was a doll… freaky looking things, I much prefer Barbies.

Comment by Age

dont let jill see this itll get her internal clock going off at full blast. dont believe me? why the fuck do you think she wanted a cat dumbass

Comment by andy@cynic

i get creeped out by wondering why the fuck you would want one. i mean, i feel the same way about barbies and mortgages, but this particularly, in that if you want a newborn that badly, either have a child, or let it go. a doll? that never grows up? it’s always in a state of crinkledom? so disturbing.

Comment by lauren

i dont give compliments out very often but you fucking rock lauren.

“i feel the same way about mortgages and barbie” that is fucking great writing, i loved it but then i am fucking exhausted.

i give with one hand and take with the other, i was made for management, lol

Comment by andy@cynic

How would anyone go about identifying this as an untapped market opportunity? I don’t think I want to know.

Comment by Pete

actual baby dolls? what the fuck??

Were is the post about strippers named Cinamon and sexy sleepwear..

this is just plain sick Rob, not to mention a classic case of duping the customer

Comment by n to the h

thank you andy, thank you. and i can just hear kiss’ version: “you were made for management, baby”

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