Presents For Paedophiles?
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So for just $120, you can have a 25cm-long baby doll with so-truly-real [copyrighted] vinyl “skin”.
Let me tell you, if I were the Police I’d definitely be tracking who bought one of these.
In all seriousness this product highlights two things …
1/ You can see why so many businesses go bust within 12 months
and/or
2/ As Thora Hird once said, “There’s nowt as queer as folk”.
I’m kinda disappointed I’ve never been given the challenge to sell some weird plastic doll to adults – and this is coming from someone who had to try and flog the Sunday Sport as a newspaper!
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Ha, these (or very similar) were recently in the news here because a lady that makes them left one on the back seat of her car and passerby’s called the police thinking it was a real baby suffocating unattended. They came and smashed the windows out only to find it was a doll… freaky looking things, I much prefer Barbies.
Comment by Age August 8, 2008 @ 6:52 amdont let jill see this itll get her internal clock going off at full blast. dont believe me? why the fuck do you think she wanted a cat dumbass
Comment by andy@cynic August 8, 2008 @ 7:00 ami get creeped out by wondering why the fuck you would want one. i mean, i feel the same way about barbies and mortgages, but this particularly, in that if you want a newborn that badly, either have a child, or let it go. a doll? that never grows up? it’s always in a state of crinkledom? so disturbing.
Comment by lauren August 8, 2008 @ 7:04 ami dont give compliments out very often but you fucking rock lauren.
“i feel the same way about mortgages and barbie” that is fucking great writing, i loved it but then i am fucking exhausted.
i give with one hand and take with the other, i was made for management, lol
Comment by andy@cynic August 8, 2008 @ 7:20 amHow would anyone go about identifying this as an untapped market opportunity? I don’t think I want to know.
Comment by Pete August 8, 2008 @ 9:18 amactual baby dolls? what the fuck??
Were is the post about strippers named Cinamon and sexy sleepwear..
this is just plain sick Rob, not to mention a classic case of duping the customer
Comment by n to the h August 8, 2008 @ 2:38 pmthank you andy, thank you. and i can just hear kiss’ version: “you were made for management, baby”
Comment by lauren August 8, 2008 @ 6:12 pm