The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


In The Big Scheme Of Things, I Don’t Ask For That Much …
May 2, 2008, 7:37 pm
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Nottingham Forest Football Club

… so if someone out there could organise Saturday’s footie results to go my way [read: Nottingham Forest’s way] I’d be eternally grateful!

Of course now I’ve mentioned it, they’ll probably go and fuck it all up – meaning I’ll have an even shitter weekend [I’m working] and end up arguing with the wife, kicking the cat and smashing the telly – but on the off chance the karma-gods are feeling generous, please can they organise Forest to get automatic promotion this weekend. Ta.

[PS: To prove how much I want it, if it happens, I here-by promise to do iPod Dancing which is without doubt, bound to be more embarrassing than that iPod Singing rubbish!]


25 Comments

oh dear.

Comment by Marcus

Nottingham Forest 0

Comment by John

The most important fixture is Stoke v Leicester. We draw/win, we’re in the prem again..

Comment by Will

i watched my team roll over and die last weekend. i know the humiliation. rob, i hope forest win. i’ll be asking the sporting results gods to look kindly on the poor team from nottingham.

Comment by lauren

in the big scheme of things you dont ask for much eh campbell, thats a bit like saying in the big scheme of things the plague caused a few nasty little coughs.

i want this, i want that, its like working with a fucking 3 year old. girl.

i actually hope forest do get automatically promoted because maybe youll stop your fucking moaning but we all know theyre a bunch of chockers so get the tissues out and prepare for a fucking miserable weekend and well just make sure to turn our phones and computers off for when monday rolls on by.

what a sad, soft bastard you are

Comment by andy@cynic

Rob three Forest players live on our road so I could make arrangements for the dog to crap outside their houses when I’m walking her if it would make you feel better once they have blown it. They all seem to have very expensive cars and stay at home wives so they’re paid a lot for being pretty crap most of the time.

OK to add insult if you remember my old best friend from school days her son is the mascot – for the opposition! Treachery.

x

Comment by BTBB

no wonder you like forest, you share the same fucking ethos for life “get paid a lot for being pretty crap most of the time”

they disappoint you, you disappoint me, i disappoint george, george disappoints mary, its all part of the worlds eternal cycle of annoyance and it all starts with forest, what a bunch of fuckers

Comment by andy@cynic

Does Rob only work 3 hours a day as well? Honestly they have such an easy life.

Comment by BTBB

I FUCKING LOVE YOU KARMA

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU …

I CANNOT BELIEVE IT CAME OFF, IT MUST BE SOME MAD MISTAKE LIKE WHEN ENGLAND WON THE RUGBY WORLD CUP AND THE ASHES

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU …

I’LL DO AN IPOD DANCE – NAME YOUR SONG AND I’LL FUCKING MAKE AN EVEN BIGGER COCK OF MYSELF BECAUSE FOREST HAVE WON AUTOMATIC PROMOTION!

I AM A HAPPY, HAPPY BASTARD!!!

WOULD YOU LIKE A WHAM SONG?

MAYBE “WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO?”

WHAT ABOUT CULTURE CLUB?

NAME IT AND I’LL FUCKING DO IT

YES YES YES YES YES …

I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY!

Comment by Rob

congratulations, now sing/dance the campest song this side of a freddie mercury and village people duet with dance choreography from the riverdance twats

Comment by andy@cynic

Rob we want it recording please. Well played I have to say. The champagne corks are no doubt popping all over Nottingham makes a change from guns 😉 !

Comment by BTBB

Do you have some dirt on the Doncaster manager or something? That was a silly result.

Comment by Dave Mortimer

I haven’t got any dirt on the Doncaster manager – but maybe Forest have? You a fan of theirs Dave? Well if it’s any consolation they were the best team we played all season though given we’re definitely UP and you might not be, I don’t think that’s that much of a consolation for you.

Good point BTBB and to keep our Nottingham crime issue going, I’ve got a post for later in the week which should make you smile – but as I am sure you expect, not in a good way, ha!

As for the dance, my lovely bitch of a wife is suggesting some song called “The Hips Don’t Lie” [I think that’s what it is called] by Shakira.

Well the hips DON’T lie and it will either offend half the population of the planet, kill off what little bit of cred I have [left] or hurt my back so that is definitely a contender but at the end of the day, I’ll do what I can without causing too much pain/harm to me or you interms of the physical, emotional or mental.

I’m up waaaaaaaaaaay too early for a Sunday but I had to make sure it wasn’t a dream. I’m a 37 year old man and I’m waking up with excitement. Nothing changes – I am a very sad man!

Comment by Rob

Heh, I’m not a Doncaster fan, but I live with a Bournemouth fan who needed Doncaster to win to stop them being relegated.

He was at work so couldn’t actually watch the game, but luckily someone texted him to tell him they’d survived…

It’s a cruel but hilarious world.

Comment by Dave Mortimer

When is the dance then. Can you wear the false breasts too please. (please) …

Comment by Charles Frith

yay!! well done. congrats. i’m thinking evil thoughts about bad songs to subject everyone to.. and i think the fake breasts are a must.

Comment by lauren

If the breasts are coming out then you have to do a Dolly Parton song and dance.
Congratulations Forest, commiserations Rob.

Comment by Bazza

I’d be more than happy if on this occasion you decided to go back on your promise Robert.

Besides I have already seen you singing while wearing a pair of comedy breasts so it really isn’t necessary to do it again.

I am hoping sanity or George will prevail.

Comment by Lee Hill

lee, george, with all due respect, rob has to do this. nottingham getting auto promo has withdrawn heavily from the common karma pool, now it’s payback time.

Comment by boddhavista

How about one of my songs Rob? For old time sake..never gonna give, never gonna give, give you up…

Comment by Rick Astley

One day … one day before I die … I hope I learn to not commit to such fucking stupid promises in public.

Yes Lauren – I’ll do my career limiting song & dance soon – need a few weeks because it’s all abit mad at the moment but I promise I’ll do it … mainly because my wife finds the whole thing so hilarious she will not let me casually ‘forget about it’.

Obviously she sees it as payback time for her Jillyism. Bitch 🙂

[Don’t worry Lee/George – the tits are either in the US or Oz so it’ll be a breast free humiliation]

Comment by Rob

stop fucking talking campbell and start fucking dancing. i hear lionel blair is shitting himself. must of been a bad pint because it wont be the threat of rob “twinkle toes” campbell

Comment by andy@cynic

Dear God… this is gonna be awesome.

*gets popcorn, settles in*

Comment by Age

oh dear oh dear

Comment by Marcus




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