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April 11, 2008, 7:12 am
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What next, a book on how to answer the phone?
Or ask directions.
Or buy shampoo.
Well if there is, it’s going to come from cynic publishing, creators of best selling [ahem] ‘Procrastinators Handbook’ and ‘The Difference Between Men And Women’ notepads.
[Available at all slightly below average retailers now!]
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Can I have a book on how to do “doing nothing”?
Comment by Seb April 11, 2008 @ 7:17 amBy the way…FIRST.
Comment by Seb April 11, 2008 @ 7:17 amYou already have written the book Seb.
Congrats on being first, your proudest accolade I’m sure 🙂
Comment by Rob April 11, 2008 @ 7:26 amThat’s nice. You stay up late only to be the first to read the thoughtful posts the owner of this website writes…and what do I get in return? I am insulted. TWICE!
Comment by Seb April 11, 2008 @ 7:33 amThank you very much. I am off to bed now, crying myself to sleep. Probably never coming back. Too much now. It was nice to know you.
See you tomorrow 🙄
Comment by Seb April 11, 2008 @ 7:36 amPersonally I meant it as a compliment … it means you’re a rebel in the corporate system of the ‘rat race’ and surely that’s a cooler-than-cool accolade?
[How’s that for a post rationalisation]
Comment by Robert April 11, 2008 @ 7:43 amyoure only good at post rationalisation because youve had so much fucking practice campbell 🙂
two points
one: when i read this post i thought i heard the sound of scraping in the background then realised it was because you had finally reached the bottom of the blog barrell. well done, quite the fucking achievement
two: theres no more of our books available via shitty retailers because we sold all ten fucking thousand of the “money for old rope” bollocks via premier booksellers who had no scruples stocking the shit when they saw how much money they could make from them.
you didnt exactly complain when you got your nice big cheque so stop trying to act all blase you condecending cock, thats my job.
with love
Comment by andy@cynic April 11, 2008 @ 8:05 amWhat a salesman you are Andy …
“Money for old rope bollocks via premier booksellers who had no scruples stocking the shit when they saw how much money they could make from them”
… seriously, you should try your hand at diplomatic relations, I’m sure your special “talent” would be appreciated. At least by George Bush and his warmongers 🙂
Comment by Rob April 11, 2008 @ 9:44 amyou guys write the book on hilarious lovers’ tiffs, that’s for sure 🙂
Comment by lauren April 11, 2008 @ 11:10 amI was wondering what that scraping noise was…
Comment by Charles Frith April 11, 2008 @ 12:46 pm