The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


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April 11, 2008, 7:12 am
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What next, a book on how to answer the phone?

Or ask directions.

Or buy shampoo.

Well if there is, it’s going to come from cynic publishing, creators of best selling [ahem] ‘Procrastinators Handbook’ and ‘The Difference Between Men And Women’ notepads.

[Available at all slightly below average retailers now!]


10 Comments

Can I have a book on how to do “doing nothing”?

Comment by Seb

By the way…FIRST.

Comment by Seb

You already have written the book Seb.

Congrats on being first, your proudest accolade I’m sure 🙂

Comment by Rob

That’s nice. You stay up late only to be the first to read the thoughtful posts the owner of this website writes…and what do I get in return? I am insulted. TWICE!
Thank you very much. I am off to bed now, crying myself to sleep. Probably never coming back. Too much now. It was nice to know you.

Comment by Seb

See you tomorrow 🙄

Comment by Seb

Personally I meant it as a compliment … it means you’re a rebel in the corporate system of the ‘rat race’ and surely that’s a cooler-than-cool accolade?

[How’s that for a post rationalisation]

Comment by Robert

youre only good at post rationalisation because youve had so much fucking practice campbell 🙂

two points

one: when i read this post i thought i heard the sound of scraping in the background then realised it was because you had finally reached the bottom of the blog barrell. well done, quite the fucking achievement

two: theres no more of our books available via shitty retailers because we sold all ten fucking thousand of the “money for old rope” bollocks via premier booksellers who had no scruples stocking the shit when they saw how much money they could make from them.

you didnt exactly complain when you got your nice big cheque so stop trying to act all blase you condecending cock, thats my job.

with love

Comment by andy@cynic

What a salesman you are Andy …

Money for old rope bollocks via premier booksellers who had no scruples stocking the shit when they saw how much money they could make from them”

… seriously, you should try your hand at diplomatic relations, I’m sure your special “talent” would be appreciated. At least by George Bush and his warmongers 🙂

Comment by Rob

you guys write the book on hilarious lovers’ tiffs, that’s for sure 🙂

Comment by lauren

I was wondering what that scraping noise was…

Comment by Charles Frith




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