The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

That is so incredibly irresponsible! They’re pitching them like some kinda ghetto corner crack dealer!!

“yeah maaaan, shit’ll make your problems flyyyyyyyyy, it’s aaaaal gooooood!”

but if they pitched them to creatives with the thought “planner propositions are more exciting with anti depressents” then they could really be onto something

youll still be safe dodds

is it pleasure lauren? i can see how a sufferer would feel that way initially but longer term? besides the way the chemist were flogging the little pills wasnt with consideration for peoples long term health, it was like fucking smartie time

how many times lee do i have to tell you, were not going to become a fucking political agency

my problem is the fuckers made it sound that the pills “made life pleasure” like it was fucking e or something. but what the fuck do i know about depression except that i work with campbell and his spirit of giving everything valuable away for fucking free

youre not complaining are you lauren?

well i may as well fuck off if the ringmaster is back. emphasis on “ring” and not the sort you have on your fucking fingers

Ringmaster … the new name for Account Service!

This is very depressing.

You need a 🙂 NP, because even though you didn’t swear, we all know the intention and my Mum still pops by here.

Yellow card.

Oh hang on, I’ve just remembered NP’s blog is the only one that can be accessed from China so he gets a Magnolia card instead 😉

THIS QUOTE WILL BE LIKE AN ANTI-DEPRESSANT FOR ROB:

Australian Olympic legend Dawn Fraser will make her own protest over China’s treatment of Tibet, refusing to attend the Beijing Games in August.

Dawn Fraser is an old whale who once was a very successful Olympic swimmer. Unfortunately for her, her relevance has gone into the dustbin but she still thinks she’s a major player and the media keep up this delusion by printing stories about her.

I’m sure China will be devastated that some old trout who admitted she slept with women [but doesn’t think she’s a lesbian] won’t be coming to their extravaganza – just like they’re still upset that Tibet aren’t putting up a full Olympic squad.

I HATE Dawn Fraser – I have an irrational loathing of her – and once in a meeting where we had to divulge a “secret” about ourselves, I told the congragated masses about my desire to kill her only to be met with silence as the person next to me proudly announced he was Dawn Fraser’s nephew.

I still am trying to work out if I was embarassed or unbelievably proud.

Thank you DS – how the hell are you and are you still in the US?

I read it as an anti-anti-depressant line. Ie: Pleasure + Anti Depressants = Life…

That’s funny NP, that’s what China are saying – sort-of and Chris [hello!] that’s a very good point but knowing how the pharmacutical industry operates, I am sure they are referring far more to their happiness than anyone elses, ha!

I thought you’d like it Lauren – and there’s another three I could talk about.

One involves me almost crashing into her car … another was when I started a petition to stop her exploiting the Sydney Olympics by renting her house out to Japanese Billionaires and the final one was when I was slagging her off to a mate only to find out I was in her pub in Balmain, which I happened to live very close by too.

Only Richard Wilkins and Eddie Maguire can get me more fired up. Actually that’s bollocks, but she is definitely up there interms of annoyance.

id rather fuck a whale than dawn fraser. dont know who she is or what she looks like, but for all campbells faults he does appreciate quality females so she must be an old bitch if he wouldnt touch her with a 40 foot pole.

talking of 40 foot poles, i have to get my cock checked by the doctor today

talking of cocks, how are you today rob?

stop fucking showing off campbell, there in 2 now stop fucking blogging and start fucking working

Sticks and stones 🙂