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Bazza Becomes A Fruit …
March 19, 2008, 7:19 am
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 Baz: Actual Size

So he’s off – our lovely Bazza – off to make millions under the tutorage [or should I say dictatorship] of Mr Steve Jobs.

Sure he might suffer from the odd moment of ‘small man disease’ and have balls that can be genuinely frightening [metaphorically speaking, I don’t mean physically – at least I hope I’m not] but he’s a fantastically talented, smart guy who we will all miss incredibly.

Of course he now becomes a client so it’s not like he’s going to be gone from our lives forever – however apart from the fact we will miss his brains and passion – we also have to say goodbye to all future royalties of products he might invent, so all in all it’s a double loss, ha!

Baz, it’s been a fantastic 3 years – thank you so much for everything you did for us and with us – we’re all very, very proud of you and can’t wait to see you have the same level on impact on Apple as you did with us.

Have fun, stay true and if you could go out of your way to throw us some scraps from your huge expense account we’d be grateful.


21 Comments

baz you little fucker, im going to miss you.

Comment by andy@cynic

A compliment? From Andy? Unless he’s drunk that’s an amazing achievement 🙂

Good luck Bazza, I can’t wait to hear how you find it and what you end up creating.

I won’t ask for any free Apple products because maybe everyone else will and your twisted logic will reward those who didn’t treat you like a charity shop.

Did it work?

Comment by Pete

Who is this Bazza bloke, why has he got such a fucked name and why are you congratulating him on being a PA?

Comment by Billy Whizz

You’re the best looking small man since Napoleon, I will miss you heaps lovely Baz.
Jemma x

Comment by Jemma King

thats my boy billy

Comment by andy@cynic

You are a bunch of mean shits aren’t you? Hahaha!

Comment by Rob

This is nice, very nice, so how do I respond?

What about if I said without me you’re all going to be nothing? 🙂

I could say that but it wouldn’t be true. I’ve had the most amazing time here and really didn’t want to leave except Andy said he’d sack me if I didn’t accept the job of a lifetime so being a loyal employee, I followed my bosses orders. (That’s a true story by the way)

I’ve learnt and done things here that no other agency would even think about and I’m going to miss everyone and everything about the place. Luckily I’ll still be around and now I’ll be a client I look forward to getting some additional respect rather than continually having size gags made at my expense.

Thanks for your friendship, loyalty, education and support, it’s more than I ever hoped for and led to more than I ever dreamed. If only you hadn’t hired Billy everything would have been perfect 🙂

Comment by Bazza

You fucking cock Baz. You fucking SMALL cock 🙂

Comment by Billy Whizz

Sorry Billy, I can’t hear you from way up here in my beautiful and expensive ivory tower.

Comment by Bazza

We definitely lose an important piece of our success with you going Baz, but as Rob say’s, we are all incredibly proud of you and look forward to following your exploits on this bigger, more powerful, more public stage. Enjoy every moment.

Comment by George

could baz and billy get a fucking room, this tit for tat bollocks isnt fooling anyone 🙂

Comment by andy@cynic

Thank you for everything you have done for us and with us Bazza, it made a real difference both internally and externally and we all wish you the very best in your new and exciting venture.

Take care

Comment by Lee Hill

What do you say to Andy’s suggestion Billy? Maybe I could put the room on my huge expense account? Did I tell you about my absolutely huge expense account? 🙂

Thanks for your kind words Lee, I will miss you guys a lot but I know you’ll be in good hands with George, he’s good even if he has a lot left to learn, lol.

Oh and a special thanks for your generous gift, it totally rocks and I can’t wait to use it.

PS: Billy I’m joking. I know that will devastate you but the fact is I’m not gay and even if I was, I’ll never be that desperate

Comment by Bazza

I would rather have my nuts chewed off by the freak love child of a doberman and shark than share anything with you.

But I will fucking miss you man.

Comment by Billy Whizz

Gay

Comment by Bazza

All the very best to you in your new venture Baz!

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

Hi Bazza, I am envious of the good time you’ve had working with a great, if weird, bunch. Wishing you all the best for your new gig, hope you’re stocked up on Black Turtlenecks.

Comment by Hari

Don’t bend over in the showers.

Morning.

Comment by Marcus

i hope it’s a blast bazza and i’m sure you’ll kick arse with your eyes closed! 🙂

Comment by lauren

Good luck Bazza!

Comment by Rob Mortimer

I look forward to seeing the insights you’ve gleaned from me being put to good use in another place Bazza.

Comment by John




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