She Didn’t Say “Obey” In Our Vows, But [Occasionally] She Does Do As I Ask!!! [And It’s Always Seems To Be The Daft Stuff!]
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February 11, 2008, 9:20 am
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So as you know, Jill and I buggered off on a mini-holiday while the Chinese New Year festivities were on.
Anyway we had an amazing time and despite only being away for 4 days, we now feel more relaxed than we have in years.
To prove this point, I’d like you to check out a video I took while we were there …
Let me set the scene: Jill and I are all dressed up and literally on our way out to a lovely dinner at a lovely restaurant.
[I apologise that it is so dark and that I seemingly laugh like Ricky Gervais]
God my wife is wonderful! Mad, but bloody wonderful!
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I love this video because you can tell by your voice you didn’t think she was going to jump in.
Comment by Pete February 11, 2008 @ 9:46 amBefore you end up mimicking Ricky Gervais (which you do, which is scary) you sound like an 8 year old school boy who is getting more and more excited as he watches a teacher heading towards a banana skin he left on the floor for him to slip on.
Why Jill is married to you is beyond me, but you do seem a perfect pair. A perfect pair of nutters 🙂
Yes Pete, I am aware that I get more and more excited as I realise my wife might actually jump into a swimming pool fully clothed.
The thing is, until I heard the splash I genuinely thought she wasn’t going to do it – so when it happened, I just turned into some gay-sounding Ricky Gervais … which is even more disturbing than having a wife who will happily humour me at her own expense!
Comment by Rob February 11, 2008 @ 10:13 ami love your fucking wife, which is different to saying i love fucking your wife. remember that for next time you decide to insult mary 🙂
Comment by andy@cynic February 11, 2008 @ 10:57 amIt was just a slip of the tongue Andy.
Oh hang on, that makes it sound even worse 🙂
Comment by Rob February 11, 2008 @ 12:43 pmGlad things went swimmingly…
Comment by Rob Mortimer February 11, 2008 @ 5:47 pmBoom tish …
Come on Mr M, you can do better than that 🙂
Comment by Rob February 11, 2008 @ 5:57 pmAs South Africa would’ve said “Jill makes a splash”
Comment by Hari February 11, 2008 @ 6:30 pmShe doesn’t deserve you.
Good afternoon.
Comment by The Kaiser February 11, 2008 @ 6:48 pmWhat I want to know is what happened when you got to the restaurant!
Comment by Rob Mortimer February 11, 2008 @ 6:52 pmThank you Kaiser – that’s what I think too.
As for what happened when we got to the restaurant – nothing happened because I went alone – as if I’d be seen in the company of someone in that state 🙂
Comment by Rob February 11, 2008 @ 6:56 pmThis post and the comments are fucking hilarious!
Great to have you back matey.
Comment by Age February 11, 2008 @ 6:57 pmas if jill wasn’t going to jump in fully clothed! she’s fucking brilliant… rob, you, on the other hand, have a very high-pitched voice, don’t you dear! ha!
Comment by lauren February 11, 2008 @ 7:08 pmto be fair lauren dearest, campbell does acknowledge his “dog whistle” voice but from now on i will be refering to him as roberta.
Comment by andy@cynic February 11, 2008 @ 7:15 pmyeas… that sounds rather like i’m telling him something he doesn’t know. i meant to say ‘you DO have a very high-pitched voice, don’t you’… whatever. i laughed my arse off anyway.
Comment by lauren February 11, 2008 @ 7:22 pmHe sounds like a child, which is unfortunate because they are considering letting Gary Glitter out of prison.
Comment by The Kaiser February 11, 2008 @ 7:27 pmthat is a fucking terrible thing to say marcus. well done.
Comment by andy@cynic February 11, 2008 @ 11:28 pmI think George will be cross.
Comment by The Kaiser February 11, 2008 @ 11:36 pmactually, I’m cross with myself. I’d like to apologise for that comment. Sorry.
Comment by The Kaiser February 11, 2008 @ 11:38 pm