The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Don’t Tell The RSPCA …
January 10, 2008, 7:24 am
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03/01/2008

You probably think the ‘evil eyes’ in this photo are an effect of the camera flash – but you’d be wrong because Rosie really, really, really hates having to wear that plastic lampshade around her head.

Of course there’s a reason she has to have it but for me, the highlight [apart from the fact it means she’s going to get better from the little operation she had to have] is that I get to watch her continually bump into things because she still hasn’t worked out her head no longer fits into the areas she once frequented.

It’s like having a drunken dwarf with a heavy head permanently living with us! 


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This is your evil way of getting revenge on when she attacked your nether regions isn’t it.

Comment by Pete

You cheeky sod, even I’m not that mean – though as I said, I am laughing at her on a daily basis at the moment.

Comment by Rob

You’re not that mean?
Two words: Tango and students.

Comment by Pete

I was young.
And stupid.
And needed the money.
And a feeling of power.
I hang my head in shame. Yet again.

Comment by Robert

At least 10 years too late 🙂

Comment by Pete

Hello Kitty

Comment by Marcus

Hurrah for Marcus … the ‘Hello Kitty’ pervert!

Comment by Rob

Can I put my sandwiches in your cat?

Comment by Marcus

That better not be a euphamism …

Comment by Rob

… if it had been, then I would have said sandwich.

Comment by Marcus

That’s just nitpicking you [potential] cat fiddler!

Comment by Rob

true…. but she’s too young for me anyway. I’m always looking for maturity in a lunch box, don’t you know.

Comment by Marcus

So you’re using my blog to admit you’re a granny [kitty] gangbanger?

I admire your courage.

Comment by Rob

Gangbanger – Sausage ala Gary Glitter.

Comment by Marcus

So are you Gary Glitter? I was wondering where you’d been hiding. I should change the name of this blog to THE CONFESSIONAL. Hell, I could make a fortune by charging The Metropolitan Police for access.

Comment by Rob

No, I’m not Gary Glitter. I thought we’d agreed that I was Lee Harvey Oswald?

Comment by Marcus

Poor dwarf.

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Lee Harvey Oswald – aren’t they the 3 members of crap 90’s ‘rap band’ East 17?

Comment by Rob

That’s slander. Sue the sick bastard Rosie.

Comment by Billy Whizz

You calling me sicko Billy?

Comment by Marcus

That’s a compliment Marcus. Being called normal is insulting.

Comment by Billy Whizz

I’m not bothered – I would just have been very fucked off if you had said that to Campbell. He get’s all the fucking credit around here – and we do all the work.

Comment by Marcus




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