The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


New Year Congrats …
January 7, 2008, 3:29 pm
Filed under: Comment

smoke rings

… to Marcus for not smoking for over 3 weeks.

Of course he now has the shortest fuse on the planet and weighs 87 stone – but that’s not important right now. [Though Eva might have a different point of view]

Well done matey, I salute and encourage you all the way.


19 Comments

Not quite 87 stone but I have put on a little weight. I was the most evil human being on the plant during the first two weeks – but I am now calm and gentle. Of course.

Comment by Marcus

That’s the power of ‘the shed’!

Comment by Robert

The shed has no power. I’m not allowed electricity in here.

Comment by Marcus

Even better … squint your eyes and with the glow of candlelight [or at least a match] you are instantly transported to Switzerland.

That’s good enough to be a Viz ‘Top Tip’ 😉

Comment by Rob

Why on earth would I want to be in Switzerland? What nonsense.

Comment by Marcus

Because it’s better than being in a Shed in Germany in a printing company. Then again …

Comment by Rob

you say the nicest things.

Comment by Marcus

It’s my new years resolution – but given it’s your first day back after your hols, it was abit callous of me to say that. Sorry.

Comment by Rob

YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS WRONG ABOUT MY MOOD – FUCK YOU CAMPBELL!!! I’M LIVID. I COULD KILL. I MAY JUST RIP YOUR ARM OFF AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THE SOGGY END!!!!

I may need a nicotine plaster now.

Comment by Marcus

The previous comment was brought to you by NICORETTE.

NICORETTE: Stops Shed Workers Killing Others.

Comment by Rob

I want a fucking union.

Comment by Marcus

You’re in Germany … if you can’t find a union there, you are either blind, dumb or experiencing the worst of luck possible.

Comment by Rob

It’s the cold turkey Campbell – does funny things to the mind (which means that Dodds has been suffering from withdrawal symptoms for the past 40 odd years)

Comment by Marcus

Withdrawal?

Dodds?

Are we talking cigerettes here? Just need to clarify – though it’s probably been 40 years since the other thing too 😉

Comment by Rob

I don’t know what he’s still withdrawing from – I can just see the symptoms of him withdrawing from something.

Comment by Marcus

Do you get the feeling everyone has matured over Christmas and now placed this blog on the ‘Childish, Immature and Stupid’ list?

Comment by Rob

Yes.

Comment by Marcus

Luckily for me, you are to maturity what Cherie Blaire is to rational!

Comment by Rob

Withdrawing from the court ordered distance?

Comment by Rob Mortimer




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