The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

That video is horrible but this post isn’t. I know there is a school of thought that says forensic profiling is akin to fortune telling but you should write more about your work with Paul because what you did with him got me hooked on character and social triggering and led to a whole new way of how I approached planning.

You are the poet lauriette of compliments aren’t you Andy 🙂 You can tell Sarah your theory of my unnatural interest in Rob at dinner tomorrow 🙂

You are incapable of leaving a comment on NP’s blog Andy. It’s too tricky for you and you are “technically challenged” anyway.

Arse. [smiley face winking]

Morning

It’s Friday isn’t it? It’s Andy’s and Marcus’ mad friday comment action isn’t it?

I’m bored you up for it chubby?

*gets popcorn to watch the Andy and Marcus show*

too busy making my next batch of popcorn

i’m not particulary interested in becoming part your next social experiment or having my intelligence (is that spelt correctly?) assessed

misunderstanding is the biggest disadvantage to e-comms, i’m sure you’ll get over it. ok a quickie (story of my life). there is always a time and a place to lie to anyone. like i flushed a live fish down the toilet last week, it had a fungus and was going to spread to the others, what did i tell my little girl when she noticed it had gone? the cat ate it.

Did the cat catch the fungus?

ive just come across a rare john lennon quote, “life is what happens when you read campbells shite blog” quite smart for a scouser.

now who the fuck is this new person. do you know me as well? are you a bloke or a bird? do you own a video of rob pissed. do you really give a shit? do i really give a shit? should i be here? fuck it, got work to do, go on your mindless stream of mindfuck marcus, make rob shit himself when he comes back to civilization.

i only know rob, bird, no video but i have seen him pissed he swore it would never happen again has it? don’t really give a shit but its nice ‘seeing’ what Rob is up to.

Ah fuck it, your right. And be sure to point out that “she said” he was shit in bed when you talk to him.

I love this woman! BTBB you’re brilliant – oh this is going to be so much fun.

the bastard is busy.

fucker.

just seen new bird called this blog “light relief” and given campbell tries to make it quite serious, it means she really comes here for the banter that marcus and i offer.

thats fucking gold, itll piss campbell right off.

does he still have a sad collection of white shirts with holes in the elbows, puke style ties and an assortment of coloured jackets? snappy hey!

weve just discovered the holy grail. the fucking holy grail. i cant wait till campbells back, cant fucking wait. off to meet george now marcus, hes going to shit with excitement. catch you later.

guys its been lovely but i gota go business to run, daughter to collect from nursery .. he can guess all he likes i have no intention of ever letting on who i am. ps jill love rob totally he is a top bloke but abs have never and will never fancy him.

abs? is that a clue? wheres sherlock holmes when i fucking need him. what a great day.

you plonker abs is short for absolutely shit can’t spell.. really going now

this makes the da vinci code look like hello magazine. getting evils from katerina so must fuck off.

ive been told. you could take over from lauren as my fave bird on this blog. bye all you fuckers

plonker?

youre not delboy from only fools and horses are you? dont answer, i cant afford to hang around any longer.

I don’t know what your problem is NP. It’s a good blog. We all love it. We’d love it more if an ex-school friend turned up saying that she knew you from way back when – when you were a virgin, been in your bedroom and seen your Kagagoogoo posters.

What a fucking brilliant day.

Jesus mother fucking piss shit hell, I thought it was just a joke but it’s real. I can feel my payrise is just around the corner now 🙂

So BTBB – you saw Rob naked twenty years ago? I assume you’re still in therapy.

Having been teased by everyone – from my wife and business partners through to my Mum and blog “friends” I am glad I have finally got back to a civilization that allows me to ‘see’ the horror I’ve been subjected to, rather than just hear it.

I have been wrecking my brain as to who this may be and I have a sneaky feeling I know – and if it is, it’s far less scandalous [except for the clothese thing … which I’ll blame on youthful stupidity and Timmy Mallett] than you’d think.

Of course if it’s not this person then I am well and truly fucked! Ha.

That’s the one …

God I really did have a shit education didn’t I!

Yeah, you fucking love it don’t you Angus … well join the club [though I’m not in it, ha!]