The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

This definitely contravenes employment law!

Do you really want me to bring your comment to Emah’s attention Fred? Or worse, her boyfriends. Or even worse, her mothers?

Though I’m shocked to read that you have multiple boyfriends and mothers.

why the fuck did no one tell me there were so many babes in asia? connie, mihika, emah, its fucking outrageous.
no wonder campbell ripped our arm off when we gave him the chance of going there, id of gone myself if id known what id be walking into. what i particulary like is that he has surrounded himself with ugly blokes in an pathetic attempt to look better than he really is. its not working but i do admire the attempt.
i tell you that jill is one fucking patient bird but then we all knew that given she married the bastard. mind you she has nothing to worry about, campbell is stupidly loyal and even if he was single and had all the money in the world, no bird would stoop so low to want to be with him.
well fuck you campbell, we have our own gorgeous and bright women and youre not making me jealous. oh no.
and george, if you hadnt guessed, the “be nice on robs blog” is over, after today m coming home and im coming for war.

Bloody hell. Andy is back…

holy fuck campbell, ive just realised you have got some singaporean muslim girl to speak italian. i knew you were a good manipulator but i didnt know you were that good. what the fuck are you doing working in advertising. law pays so much fucking better.

Emah would loooove me. I’m sure of it.

Oh dear.

jesus christ andy, you’re in fine form…

Oh deary me.

come on kaiser, you and me, the evil gang back together again, stopping the world from being subjected to little campbells, you know it makes sense, we might even get some cash from some fucking lottery committee.

Cash for stomping on Rob’s balls. Is this ethical fun?

So when I attempt to write smart[ish] posts everyone goes on about how they like them and how I should keep doing it even though they tend to not make any comments … then when I write my usual bollocks, people can’t stop putting their 2 pennies worth in – resulting in me seemingly being tried by a kangaroo court with my punishment being impending eunuchness. [is that even a word?]

Great … my mother will be so pleased.

So I wish you all a lovely weekend but not as much as I am looking forward to my concall with Andy in about 5 minutes.

foiled again

OK Marcus/Kaiser, you get special dispensation from my counter-rant, hahaha!

Boucher. Phone. Now. [and stop drinking Red Bull, it’s made you hyper, hyper annoying 🙂 ]

You guys are all freaks. And I mean that nicely.