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Because John Dodds Is A Sad [But Lovely] Old Man …
October 26, 2007, 6:02 pm
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… I got [read: bribed] the wonderful Emah to give you … and only you … a special weekend message.

Hope that cheers you up Mr Grumpy but don’t expect any more special little film clips because …

1 Emah is a good Muslim girl

and

2 She’s paid to make me look clever and in the state I’m in, she has no time left to spare.

I think I’ve just breached every employment code known to man. Oh dear! Thank God Emah is one of the coolest women ever or you’d have to pay all my legal bills Dodds!


33 Comments

This definitely contravenes employment law!

Comment by A Lawyer.

Are you freelancing for these guys Rob? http://www.asianwifeonline.com/

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

Do you really want me to bring your comment to Emah’s attention Fred? Or worse, her boyfriends. Or even worse, her mothers?

Comment by Rob

I’m used to women laughing in my face but thankyou anyway Emah. Maybe next time we can have your views on marketing to women.

Comment by John

Though I’m shocked to read that you have multiple boyfriends and mothers.

Comment by John

There’s no need to tell’em. I know Emah will see it because I just told her to check it out. She has a great sense of humour. 😉

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

why the fuck did no one tell me there were so many babes in asia? connie, mihika, emah, its fucking outrageous.
no wonder campbell ripped our arm off when we gave him the chance of going there, id of gone myself if id known what id be walking into. what i particulary like is that he has surrounded himself with ugly blokes in an pathetic attempt to look better than he really is. its not working but i do admire the attempt.
i tell you that jill is one fucking patient bird but then we all knew that given she married the bastard. mind you she has nothing to worry about, campbell is stupidly loyal and even if he was single and had all the money in the world, no bird would stoop so low to want to be with him.
well fuck you campbell, we have our own gorgeous and bright women and youre not making me jealous. oh no.
and george, if you hadnt guessed, the “be nice on robs blog” is over, after today m coming home and im coming for war.

Comment by andy@cynic

i hope every fucker on this blog appreciates that i was sensitive to jill in my slagging off of campbell. see fred, you can teach an old dog new tricks. 🙂

Comment by andy@cynic

Bloody hell. Andy is back…

Comment by Rob Mortimer

you better fucking believe it mortimer. well i will be in a few days when ive ditched this gig in canada and can revert back to my normal persona while smacking george around the head for being such a cardigan wearing, side parting pansy.

Comment by andy@cynic

holy fuck campbell, ive just realised you have got some singaporean muslim girl to speak italian. i knew you were a good manipulator but i didnt know you were that good. what the fuck are you doing working in advertising. law pays so much fucking better.

Comment by andy@cynic

Don’t you realise Emah is just humouring you? She thinks you’re just a group of sad little boys, like every other man on the planet when they get together. Tut tut tut.

Comment by Mary Bryant

Emah would loooove me. I’m sure of it.

Comment by Charles Frith

I couldnt agree more with you mary. this post is outrageous as is the obvious disregard for emah and women in general.
i shall be returning to the office early next week and promise you that i will work tirelessly to ensure you and all other women of the planet feel safe from the sort of filth being peddled by campbell and his new sidekick dodds.
on behalf of every male member of cynic, please accept our total and unwavering apology and know it will give me great, great pleasure to kick campbell hard in the bollocks when i next come across his smug little face.
i promise you, smashing my friends balls to smithereens will hurt him far more than it will hurt me. 🙂

Comment by andy@cynic

Oh dear.

Comment by The Kaiser

ill go 50/50 with you kaiser, one of campbells bollocks each. what do you say?

Comment by andy@cynic

jesus christ andy, you’re in fine form…

Comment by lauren

I heard Emah was head on an internal takeover consortium…

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Oh deary me.

Comment by The Kaiser

thats because ive had all the toxins put back into my body lauren and mortimer, if that is true, ill lend her the cash.

Comment by andy@cynic

come on kaiser, you and me, the evil gang back together again, stopping the world from being subjected to little campbells, you know it makes sense, we might even get some cash from some fucking lottery committee.

Comment by andy@cynic

I hope you’re not expecting me to comment on that.

Comment by The Kaiser

Cash for stomping on Rob’s balls. Is this ethical fun?

Comment by Charles Frith

Cue Andy…

Comment by The Kaiser

So when I attempt to write smart[ish] posts everyone goes on about how they like them and how I should keep doing it even though they tend to not make any comments … then when I write my usual bollocks, people can’t stop putting their 2 pennies worth in – resulting in me seemingly being tried by a kangaroo court with my punishment being impending eunuchness. [is that even a word?]

Great … my mother will be so pleased.

So I wish you all a lovely weekend but not as much as I am looking forward to my concall with Andy in about 5 minutes.

Comment by Rob

I resent that. I was on best behaviour today.

Comment by The Kaiser

foiled again

Comment by andy@cynic

ha! oh to be listening in on that call… [speaking of someone getting a bollocking]… have a good weekend!

Comment by lauren

OK Marcus/Kaiser, you get special dispensation from my counter-rant, hahaha!

Boucher. Phone. Now. [and stop drinking Red Bull, it’s made you hyper, hyper annoying 🙂 ]

Comment by Rob

whod of thought an italian could be so tough.

Comment by andy@cynic

You guys are all freaks. And I mean that nicely.

Comment by Angus

There is something sexy about Asian girls speaking Italian!

Comment by Age

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