Filed under: Planners Making A Complete Tit Of Themselves And Bless
If you’re interested to learn the background to this weapon of mass [sonic] destruction, click here.
Now I’ve watched this clip over and over again and I still don’t know whether I prefer NP’s desperate initial attempt to look nonchalant [which soon wares off when the longest introduction to any song in history slowly destroys his resolve and steel exterior to make him painfully aware he is about to look a prize tit] or the fact I am witnessing the best career suicide since Harry!
NP, I am truly, truly proud of you – however dear Marcus gets extra ‘points’ for putting you in this mess in the first place.
iPOD Singing as a result of The Smiths destruction?
Now that’s what I call a real win win situation, ha!
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you have gone fucking down in my estimation np. well done, i like you even more now. let me buy you a fucking large one soon, you need it.
Comment by andy@cynic October 19, 2007 @ 8:38 amAn 8 octave scale but with every note somehow falling outside each and every one of them.
NP is the ‘Eddie the Eagle’ of singing! YAY!!!
Comment by Rob October 19, 2007 @ 10:06 amThis has left permanent scars on my eardrums. Luckily for you NP, you’re a stronger swimmer than you are a singer. If not, you would have drowned years ago.
Comment by fredrik sarnblad October 19, 2007 @ 10:22 amAnd to make that insult even worse NP … Fred loves the band Toto!
Comment by Rob October 19, 2007 @ 12:24 pmWhen I showed this to my children, they asked why NP was doing an impression of the Muppets.
Comment by George October 19, 2007 @ 1:12 pmThat is the best comment EVER George – I love your kids. Now do I respond in a predictable way by saying he sounds like a muppet because he is one? Nah … that would be too obvious.
For some reason, when I watch the clip I see Radio 1 about 1983 – especially when he does the deep voice bit in the Boney M song.
As for The Smiths extravaganza …
Well put it this way, I actually feel sorry for how Morrissey must be feeling at this moment.
NP … the antidote to prozac? Nah … I still prefer the Eddie The Eagle to singing.
Comment by Rob October 19, 2007 @ 1:20 pmThis is why man creches are such a bad idea!
Comment by john October 19, 2007 @ 3:43 pmI was, of course, pretending not be able to sing well.
Comment by NP October 19, 2007 @ 3:46 pmOf course … of course you were … 🙂
Comment by Rob October 19, 2007 @ 3:47 pmwas the “your personality and looks are hardly top drawer” really necessary? or was it your return to the chubby fingers? hack.
Comment by Seb October 19, 2007 @ 4:10 pmIt took me about 10 minutes to know work out what you were talking there Seb – but you know it’s just me being cheeky, I love you lots really!
Comment by Rob October 19, 2007 @ 4:30 pmmy self-esteem is down to zero, if I ever really had one…I now feel like Billy after a night out and probably 24 “fuck offs”…cheers.
Comment by Seb October 19, 2007 @ 5:03 pmI love it, I was highly complimentary to your talent and your aspirations and yet you focus all your energies on a cheeky comment from a bald, 4-eyed bloke in Singapore. Who say’s the German’s don’t have a sense of humour, ha!
Comment by Robert October 19, 2007 @ 5:05 pmas we both know that I am an untalented hack this was the only thing you said about me. by the way Germans have a great sense of humour as you may have recognised in the election of our chancellor Mrs Merkel.
Comment by Seb October 19, 2007 @ 5:30 pmBoom tish!
Comment by Rob October 19, 2007 @ 5:41 pmA radical new snuff movie…. classic post headline.
Comment by Charles Frith October 19, 2007 @ 9:15 pmwell done NP, bless – true to your word.
Comment by lauren October 20, 2007 @ 12:08 amThat is pure genius. I fucking love iPod karaoke.
Comment by Angus October 20, 2007 @ 5:02 pm