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October 4, 2007, 4:24 am
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Bondage piercing performance group S(K)IN 

So I am in a rather interesting situation at the moment – a situation I can’t really go into – but is bloody frustrating, debilitating and unprofessional.

I’ve been doing this for quite a long time and it still amazes me that companies often …

1 Let fear get in the way of opportunity.

2 Let ego get in the way of progression.

3 Let corporate-toadiness get in the way of stating the real facts.

I really, really would like to name and shame – and when this is all over, maybe I will – however at this point I am going to make do with popping over to TV’s Worst Ad’s and relax in the knowledge that regardless how badly certain parties try and screw me/us over, we’ll never let cash buy our creative principals.*

Sorry for the grumpy post … bit pissy plus it’s stupidly early and unlike when I was a kid, I’ve lost my ‘morning person’ persona. 

[Problem is I’ve lost my ‘evening’ and ‘night’ person persona’s as well!]

* Unless we’re talking about a number with multiple, multiple zeros at the end of it, ha!


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If no lube is used, yes.

Sorry to hear it Rob.

Comment by Angus

I have a feeling Mr Campbell is going to be back to his ”Bob Geldoff angry bastard” best soon, 🙂
You’re definitely more mature these days Rob, I remember a time when your immediate response would have been ”kill”.
Less arsenic, but still deadly eh?

Comment by Pete

Hi Rob, I heard the news from Danny, but if anyone can drag them back into line, it’s you.
On the bright side, I have some good news about three stripes, so give me a call when you land.

Comment by George

Nice of you to share photos from Cynic’s Christmas party of 2006, Rob.

Pete, I think Bob Geldoff of adland is going to walk into the office any minute now. Can’t wait.

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

Morning.

Comment by Marcus

George, re your comment on the other post, I think Mr Campbell will find if he looks back through his notes that he was the first one to call you boring. I simply quoted him 🙂

Comment by Angus

I look forward to the naming and particularly the shaming…

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Rob where are you? Put down the voodoo doll and get back on your blog.
As for ”Genius George” being boring, well I did once see him wear a zip up cardigan but he assured me it was for warmth purposes only. Plus he was 8 years old. 🙂

Comment by Pete

Yup, starting to get worried now Mr Campbell. Where are you?

Comment by The Kaiser

I think he’s tied up.

Comment by John

The planning blogosphere seems quite quiet at the moment… shame, as both Rob and Andy seem to be at their angry sarcastic best.

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Hi … all OK, just been in a plane for hours and hours on end – but now I’m back in Singapore, feeling like death. [Because of all the flying, not because I’m in Singapore! 🙂 ]

Only here for a day, so let me get a good nights sleep and I’ll be back to normal [hahaha] tomorrow.

Comment by Rob

No woman likes a boring man which is why I can quash these outrageous allegations about my husband and categorically state he is witty, charming, intelligent and gorgeous.
I’d expect this slander from Andy and Rob but Peter? Shame on you young man.
🙂

Comment by Mary Bryant

just spoken to pete and he told me this is just like when they were at school together, women had to fight georges battles for him. 🙂

mary i am fucking innocent in all this, blame campbell, pete and angus because i know your husband is a rock of brilliance but lets face it, its all down to the genius direction of his beautiful and intelligtent queen.

how the fuck did i end up divorced with creeping like that? women. never understand em.

Comment by andy@cynic

Sorry Mary 🙁
Sorry George 🙁

Comment by Pete

YAY … it’s a blamestorming meeting!

And Andy, if you really want an explanation of why you ended up getting divorced, I suggest you talk to your Mum because if memory serves me, she was very vocal on the ‘faults’ of your previous wives – even before you got the ring on their fingers, haha!

Mum’s know best. Generally. Hahaha!

Comment by Rob

Ahhhh, this is better. This is much better.

Comment by The Kaiser

Perhaps that should be the new ‘in thing’ for creative discussion – “Blamestorming”.

“Our last idea was shit, it was all your fault”
‘Well I dont see you doing anything better’
#Perhaps if you LISTENED#
“Yeah well, your last idea was even worse”
#No it wasnt#
‘It bloody well was’
“Sod this, lets just continue the old campaign”
#But we just charged then £2million to change it#
‘Shit’
“Shit”
#Hmm…#
‘GOT IT!’
“What?”
#What?#
‘We do it in an ironic way, as if we are taking the piss out of the old ad…’
“Brilliant”
#Love it#
‘Im a god’
“Well done lads, lets go get pissed”

Comment by Rob Mortimer

As far as I can tell, blamestorming is alive and well everywhere in adland.

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

Glad you said that Freddie, because I want to talk about the pitch doco you’re writing for me at this exact moment … 🙂

Comment by Rob

I’m actually (I am honest) on a presentation about blame this morning. Doing it right now infact.

Comment by The Kaiser

Well if you need anything, feel free to contact any one of us – we’ve got PHD’s in it!

Comment by Rob

Enough pontificating – who’s fault is it?

Comment by John

Who are you talking to John? Me or Marcus?

Regardless, I am sure the answer will be the same, “THE OTHER PERSONS!”

Comment by Rob

Or do I mean whose?

LMAO It must be my fault – I just got told off by WordPress which anthropomorphised to tell me to “slow down – you’re posting comments too quickly” See George – you start by wanting machines to smell and they end up bossing you around. Be warned.

Comment by John

I feel your pain Mr Cynic.
And as for blame culture…don’t get me started, I’m happy being nice NP at the moment.

Comment by mp

Has NP had some surgery as he is now MP … what does the ‘M’ standfor?

Metrosexual?
Masculine?
Muppett?

And stop picking on George, I got a nasty email from his lovely lady wife and she wants her beloved left out of our daily blog slander, ha!!!

Comment by Rob

Apparantly it’s my fault.

Comment by The Kaiser

Did you not close the shed door or something?

Comment by Rob

grrrr.

Comment by The Kaiser

That’s it isn’t it – but you’re ‘claiming’ door closing is the responsibility of the caretaker.

I have the same ‘argument’ with Emah – except she always fixes me with one of her ‘stares’ [T.M. Evil Bitches Incorporated] and so I back down.

Comment by Rob

Back off Campbell. I’m not in the mood.

Comment by The Kaiser

Tell me you didn’t smile at that last comment – go on, tell me and you’re either a miserable little fuck or not nearly the man I thought you were. [Like how I’ve painted you into a corner!]

Comment by Rob

I’m in the corner with a cone on my head. on the cone is the letter D.

Comment by The Kaiser

Btw..still wanting to know about MTV questions!!

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Careful Mr M, don’t want you getting caught up in friendly fire.

Comment by The Kaiser

Yes … Yes … I know I am back to my slack self regarding the MTV thing. I’ll try and get that done in the next few days, sorry – since that meeting I’ve had my phone nicked, spent days on planes and experienced an attempt at fucking me/us over which I am currently in mid-battle over.

Hahaha, I’ve just done a massive blamestorming example haven’t I. What a cock I am!

Comment by Rob

Ahh, fair enough…
If I didnt want to be in friendly fire I wouldnt read this blog at all Mr Kaiser.

Comment by Rob Mortimer

That’s the spirit Mr M … Churchill would be proud!

Comment by Rob

I am not boring. My wife told me.
Going to the Bahamas now, it’s a tough life. Goodbye.

Comment by George

George, isnt that like saying “My mum thinks i’m good looking” ??

The dog, or the ex-PM Rob?

Comment by Rob Mortimer

What’s going on here?

First Andy writes a comment with depth and reasoning and now George ‘does’ comedy. This global warming really is causing weird shit isn’t it.

Have fun mate … but remember IT’S WORK so no pissing about and vomiting on clients/colleagues feet please. 🙂

Comment by Rob

Hahahaha, well done Mr M – you’re going to get your head kicked in by George’s missus for that!

Comment by Rob

Hurrah! …no wait…

Comment by Rob Mortimer

So youre saying George shouldn’t do comedy and Andy shouldn’t do depth and reasoning?

Comment by John

The wayward typing strikes again, or does it?

We may be having a snap election here, make of that what you will……

Comment by NP

Look away Mrs C.

I would rather rip my testicles off with a rusty hacksaw and have balle’ flambe’ than vote for that wanker Cameron.

Comment by Rob Mortimer




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