The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

this is what i was saying in my earlier post, i need marcus to help me stop this blog going up its own fucking arse.
what the fuck is this all about?
of course technology is screwing us over, its letting campbell write fucking bollocks like this.
i dont know if these sorts of posts are wankier than the planning shite you write but i think you need another fucking holiday.
on the plus side, you slagged off that coleen bitch, wrote about shitting and used your adidas pic so its not all bad in fact when i think about it, this could be the best post youve ever written.
well done keep it up you mad fucking freak.

There’s lots of research about the toilet paper habits around the World and it’s no suprise the Americans use the most sheets of loo paper per wipe but I feel strange writing this so I’ll stop now if you don’t mind. Nice photo by the way, I saw it when I popped in your office last week but I should warn you there were darts in it as and I’m being serious.
Finally technology is most definitely making the masses lazier but more informed as well. Pity so much on the web is rather rubbish 🙂

Hahaha, you’re so right Paul but in my defence …

1. Look at the name of this blog, what do you expect from me?

2. My wife bought the mag, not me – though I do accept I love shite stuff like that and read all of them that I can get my hands on, ha!

3. I’m not slagging off the mag – just Coleen’s ‘column’ which was quite possibly the most uninformative thing I’ve ever read. Jill didn’t buy the mag because of Coleen – nor did the mag ask its readers if it wanted Coleen as a contributor, so I think I can make my point without too much hypocracy on my end.

4. Not sure if you are new to this blog [and hello if you are and I hope you come back but I suspect you are the Paul at BH but maybe I’m wrong] but there’s plenty of other posts I’ve written that show me for the double-standard tosser I [can sometimes] be, ha!

Yes mate it’s me- finally decided to stop lurking and get in the game.

All’s great here and an orange juice would be lovely whenever you’re around- give me a shout. It has been too long.

And I wasn’t trying to have a dig about double standards, rather I was trying to say that even people on the right side of being educated can’t escape getting caught on the wrong side of what counts as culture these days.

That sounds tops Paul and you’re so right because my Dad – who was quite a clever chap – used to say he had lunch meetings when in reality he just wanted to watch Neighbours. He’d deny it – but he knows it’s true and he’ll probably haunt me now for letting his secret out to the masses, ha!

Dear Tired Old Hack … do you also own The Sun, Foxtel and Twentieth Century Fox studios?

I bet you also edit the Sun’s “News in Briefs” section…

I really can’t bring myself to go on about Coleen- I’m angry enough at the moment. There’s something very wrong with an unemployed scouser with credit cards being able to influence so many people.
And as for the net, I find it worrying that people will be be able to edit out all the other voices that might tell them something they don’t like. They’ll never know how wrong they might be, since they’ll be editing out all the other points of view. Worrying.
And easy anwers mean you miss out on the suprises you’ll get along the way.

The public get what the public want.

The public wants what the public gets

Why is everyone on this blog [bar Mr M] such bloody bad spellers? Am I a magnet for the dyslexicsfgtf?

I am a great speller but a crap typist – I thought planners were meant to look beyond the surface rather than jump to the obvious conclusion ;O)

And if you want me to start pointing out your typos, then just say the word.

Mrs Campell -I’m very sorry that your son keeps you so busy, the state of education is a disgrace isn’t it?

So now you’re claiming my Mum didn’t give me a good education. You really should work in the diplomatic department John! 🙂

For once I actually agree wholeheartedly with you!

Given Andy almost looks cool, he’s more likely to thank you than kill you. I’ll try and get a photo that achieves your desired response, I’ll probably only have to wait till he walks in the office. 🙂
May I suggest you do some work Robert, you feel like you’re pontificating again.
Call you later.