The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

I’m Going To Hell … [But After Andy!]
September 17, 2007, 9:49 am
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Pavarotti knocks on the Pearly Gates and is told by St Peter to come on through.

Before entering, Pavarotti hands over an envelope saying, “The Pope gave me this to pass on to you”.

St Peter carefully opens the letter and reads: HERE’S THAT TENOR I OWE YOU!

[I got this from Andy within 25 minutes of fat-lad dying! What a sick, clever bastard!]

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HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!

Comment by Age

hes back and using my brilliance as his comeback. are you going to blame it on jetlag or the fact youre a fucking parasite who cant come up with anything original? can you tell ive been bored while youve been pissing about pretending to be mature? come on, surely your anger at being back will put you on scale 11 of redfaced frustration. give in to the anger, give in to it now.

Comment by andy@cynic


Comment by Marcus

YAY … Age and Marcus are back … how are you guys?

Comment by Rob

I’m tired.

Comment by Marcus

Nothing new there then … ha!

Comment by Robert

say hi to age and marcus but not me? you petty little fuck.

Comment by andy@cynic

Welcome back Robert, you’ll see nothing has changed while you’ve been away and it would seem nothing has changed at your end either.

Comment by George

i just laughed my arse off at this joke in a room full of people watching a movie, right in the bit when some guy gets thrown off a building – timing was fucking brilliant.

Comment by lauren

i am so proud i played my part in fucking off the italians. apart from robs mum, ive never forgiven them for joining the krauts and bombing my grans house.

Comment by andy@cynic

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