The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

it doesnt happen very often, but i can honestly say you are a hero to me today. well fucking done.

He has my blessing. Rob, you so have my blessing.

If you are happy with what you have done, then I am happy with what you have done. Now George, when you come over, tell me just what he has actually done and to whom.

Mark Andy’s words.

First magician, now secret agent? Anyone would think you’ve been reading the Dangerous Book for Boys recently..

And yes, Ericssons do rock. Most definitely.

sorry god, ill say jesus fucking christ from now on. better?

I’m stoking those fires. Got a nice tidy place set aside for him. He’ll be sharing a room with Paris – if you know what I mean.

Got any room for some corporate toads down there Satan?

I was actually talking about spineless corporate management consultants who wear their job titles like little protective shields in order to cover up for their basic lack of skill, knowledge and morals.

I can see where this might have confused you.

So if you’re James Bond, what does that make Andy, George and Emah?

So you see yourself as Judi Dench?

no you fucking fools. george is judi dench, im “n” which is one higher. do you think id not make myself king? fuckwits 🙂

q is a fucking techno nerd, its impossible to not be higher than him even if he was called z.

I need one of those phones.

can we all stop using words like ”top bloke” to describe rob. sure hes alright but hes not his mum and hes not being completely selfless in this fight either. hope thats nipped this praise in the bud before its too late 🙂

much