The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

thats fucking amazing. i didnt even realise there was a video camera in my living room let alone that my illness was being filmed. wife looks a bit ropey in it though, normally shes much hotter.

you cant talk about wanting to understand british culture and then admit you dont know what fucking ropey is. christ woman, i know youre an aussie but youre a smart aussie, get with the fucking program. and as for rob chopping down a tree or killing a spider to be anti Oprah, this is the fucker who almost sawed his finger off when he was at school (got the scar to prove it) and called the fire brigade to get rid of a cockroach that was in his bedroom. and no, i am not fucking joking which begs the question, what the fuck am i doing being in business with him?

get with the fucking program? well fuck you! i asked precisely because i’m tring to get my head around ‘british culture’ not because i’m pretending i know two fucking hoots about it, sweetheart!
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better than looking and acting like george fucking hamilton (senior) pete 🙂

Cutting. But at least say I am more like Hamilton junior than the wrinkly old bastard. Come on Andy, we’re friends, we have a long history, cut me a bit of slack. Remember I’m only 33 and my skin is brown not orange.

got it. putting it into a sentence: george hamilton is a proper ropey bastard?

good night all.

with comments like that lauren you make me like you more. pete probably feels somewhat different.

Oh, and be grateful I’m not getting the lawyers onto you Andy for your vicious and unprovoked character assasination of me – of course it’s more to do with the fact that what you said is [I am ashamed to say] true rather than me being a nice and decent guy!

Where did it all go wrong?