For Billy [Who Just Announced It’s Been 2 Years Since He Last Had A Proper Date]
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August 8, 2007, 10:46 pm
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Here you go mate … a biology film that details the physical differences between a man and a women. Hope it helps.
[NB: Beware of very fat men because they can often give the impression they have what only women are supposed to have]
Billy … this is the censored version because I’m sure there’s some US Employment law that would get me arrested if I showed you naked breasts.
However, if you really must look at the un-black-dotted-nipple version, you can see it here but I take no responsibility for any damage to your eyes! Or wrist, ha!
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i love our company.
Comment by andy@cynic August 8, 2007 @ 10:52 pmAs I had Andy compare me to George Hamilton yesterday, can I say I wholeheartedly support this blatant humiliation of Billy.
Comment by Pete August 8, 2007 @ 10:53 pmDearest Robert. You can do all you want to try and show you are “one of the boys”, but the women on this blog all know you’re really the gayest straight guy we have ever known. (in your abilit to understand and express emotions, certainly not in your dress sense 🙂 )
Comment by Jemma King August 8, 2007 @ 10:59 pmJemma x
I don’t want people thinking it’s been 2 years since I last saw a pair of breasts. It’s just 2 years since I had a steady chick. That makes me Mr Rock N Roll, not some fucking loser.
Comment by Billy Whizz August 8, 2007 @ 11:00 pmthat is fucking genius jemma.
Comment by andy@cynic August 8, 2007 @ 11:02 pmI’m too ugly to be gay!
[That’s not saying much for Jill there is it, ha!]
Comment by Rob August 8, 2007 @ 11:03 pmYou know what happened to the Fonz Billy. His show got cancelled. Nobody wants to see a 40 year old guy hitting on chicks…
Better live out those rock n roll dreams whilst you can!
Comment by Rob Mortimer August 8, 2007 @ 11:03 pmI think Billy protesth too much
Comment by Jemma King August 8, 2007 @ 11:04 pmJemma x
Fuck you all, especially you Jemma. And Rob Mortimer. I’m only 28, I’ve got 12 years before I offically become sleaze. I can’t wait.
Comment by Billy Whizz August 8, 2007 @ 11:05 pmSorry, a song for Rob C:
The Bloodhound Gang – I wish I was queer (so I could get chicks)
Comment by Rob Mortimer August 8, 2007 @ 11:06 pmI would kill for having a boss like you. Or I would kill the boss if he were you.
Comment by Seb August 8, 2007 @ 11:06 pm2 years Billy? I wondered why one arm was always bigger then the other.
Comment by Bazza August 8, 2007 @ 11:06 pmnice comeback campbell.
Comment by andy@cynic August 8, 2007 @ 11:07 pmMaybe it’s because women see you like a brother Billy?
Comment by Jemma King August 8, 2007 @ 11:08 pmI think this has just broken about 50 US employment legislation laws but as Billy is a 2 year loser, maybe the courts would see our side of things. Is this the sort of person we want in the company?
Comment by Ian Hart August 8, 2007 @ 11:09 pmWasnt saying you were past it, just to be careful you dont miss it when it comes!
Comment by Rob Mortimer August 8, 2007 @ 11:10 pmBilly, there is a difference between seeing breasts on a screen on Pay TV (or in real-life paid content) and actually seeing them.
Comment by Seb August 8, 2007 @ 11:10 pmWe’re all going to hell.
Comment by Terri Stevens August 8, 2007 @ 11:10 pm(or doesnt in your case 😉 )
Comment by Rob Mortimer August 8, 2007 @ 11:10 pmFUCK. YOU. ALL.
Comment by Billy Whizz August 8, 2007 @ 11:11 pmPoor Billy.
Comment by Katerina August 8, 2007 @ 11:11 pmAnger is the first step to being attractive to girls, Billy.
Comment by Seb August 8, 2007 @ 11:12 pmI don’t think Billy is the sort of person I want working on our account 😉
Comment by Jonathan Frazer August 8, 2007 @ 11:14 pmBilly, that’s a great plan. Girls that feel pity for you are easier to get. Good one.
Comment by Seb August 8, 2007 @ 11:15 pmbilly stop your fucking whinging, its the most popular youve ever been.
Comment by andy@cynic August 8, 2007 @ 11:15 pmSee. Not only are you guys/gals great, but you even get your clients to say witty put downs.
Comment by Rob Mortimer August 8, 2007 @ 11:15 pmNOW EVEN FUCKING CLIENTS ARE HAVING A GO AT ME!I’M SULKING.
Comment by Billy Whizz August 8, 2007 @ 11:16 pmjonno. that moment of magic almost deserves a fee discount. i did say almost.
Comment by andy@cynic August 8, 2007 @ 11:17 pm2 years??
Comment by Bazza August 8, 2007 @ 11:18 pmIn Germany we have a condom brand called “Billy Boy”…how ironic.
Comment by Seb August 8, 2007 @ 11:19 pmDon’t be like that Billy, we all love you, just not like that. 🙂 Jemma x
Comment by Jemma King August 8, 2007 @ 11:19 pmOh dear what have I done?
[As if I didn’t know, ha!]
Comment by Rob August 8, 2007 @ 11:19 pmGood News Billy!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6934664.stm
Comment by Rob Mortimer August 8, 2007 @ 11:20 pmthat is ironic seb as billy wouldnt need a condom, hes practicing the safest sex of them all
Comment by andy@cynic August 8, 2007 @ 11:20 pm😀 Makes me happy. Random American Country music ‘n all..
Comment by Will August 8, 2007 @ 11:20 pmOh Rob, when was the last time you got nearly 2 comments per minute?
Comment by Seb August 8, 2007 @ 11:20 pm2 years?
Comment by Bazza August 8, 2007 @ 11:20 pmI hope you read the news article I posted, his luck is turning!
Comment by Rob Mortimer August 8, 2007 @ 11:23 pmAnd Andy, I guess it’s even more ironic that they have a special version called “Big Billy”…
Comment by Seb August 8, 2007 @ 11:23 pmWithout wishing to sound like Dad, we have a rather important meeting in 20 minutes so can we all focus on that now please?
Billy, I am ashamed, sort yourself out or my wife will go on another of her matchmaking sprees and none of us want that do we.
Comment by George August 8, 2007 @ 11:24 pmRob M., thanks to the article we know why Rob is writing all that emotional stuff at the moment…bloody genius.
Comment by Seb August 8, 2007 @ 11:25 pmbig billy? what about let down billy, do they have one of those in krautland?
Comment by andy@cynic August 8, 2007 @ 11:25 pm“Big Billy”? God, Germany is a strange place. 😉
Seb, is it a place where men who haven’t had a date for 2 years are accepted into society?
Comment by Will August 8, 2007 @ 11:26 pmnope. but I bet they have “invisible billy”.
Comment by Seb August 8, 2007 @ 11:26 pmThis post went from 0 comments to god-knows-how-many in a time that even a Ferrari couldn’t do.
I actually used that article you posted Mr M today as part of the planning for the campaign I am [fingers crossed] hoping to get AJ to agree to. It doesn’t help Billy though … he’s not pretty enough or rugged enough … he’s Mr Average with tatts, hahahaha!
Comment by Rob August 8, 2007 @ 11:27 pmI can hear Rob and Billy now “Curse you Sinitta, you made us think all women wanted were macho men!”
Comment by Rob Mortimer August 8, 2007 @ 11:27 pmscrooge, i mean george, has spoken so enough of all this tom foolery, time to do some work then well try to tackle the biggest challenge in adland, getting billy laid.
Comment by andy@cynic August 8, 2007 @ 11:29 pmI actually feel sorry for Billy now, shame…he wont get any pity sex though
😉
Comment by Rob Mortimer August 8, 2007 @ 11:29 pm2 years!
Comment by Bazza August 8, 2007 @ 11:29 pmWell Will, no there are none. Those who get close to two years of being without a date are flown to New York to work in advertising. The rest retires in Thailand or orders a bride from Russia. Sad we are, aren’t we?
Comment by Seb August 8, 2007 @ 11:29 pmaverage with tats? even i wouldnt stoop that fucking low campbell
Comment by andy@cynical-world.com August 8, 2007 @ 11:30 pmPayrise?
Comment by Billy Whizz August 8, 2007 @ 11:30 pmYeah, sure you wouldn’t Andy …
Comment by Rob August 8, 2007 @ 11:31 pmNo payrise Billy … but what if I get Andy to buy you a sausage sandwich and a magazine? Ha!
Comment by Rob August 8, 2007 @ 11:31 pmAhem.
Comment by George August 8, 2007 @ 11:32 pmHahaha.
Comment by Rob Mortimer August 8, 2007 @ 11:32 pmThe NY sausage industry must be in boom time…
I hope the client (the one with the important meeting in 14 mins) is not reading what you are doing instead of rocketship their sales. Though he would laugh. And probably would never let Billy handle his account…
Comment by Seb August 8, 2007 @ 11:33 pmyou cheeky fuck campbell but another good comeback. whats going on with you?
Comment by andy@cynic August 8, 2007 @ 11:33 pmgood point seb. fucking good point. billy you are safe now but well deal with you later.
Comment by andy@cynic August 8, 2007 @ 11:35 pmRob + Andy = Power rangers style MegaAdZord.
Comment by Rob Mortimer August 8, 2007 @ 11:35 pmI can’t remember if I told you, but FUCK YOU ALL.
Comment by Billy Whizz August 8, 2007 @ 11:35 pmRob, when was the last time you had over 60 comments in 50 minutes? Unfortunately it’s a proof for the “sex sells”-theory.
Comment by Seb August 8, 2007 @ 11:37 pmAt least that explains why we got you porn films and a portable DVD player when you were in hospital, ha! Sorry Billy …
Comment by Rob August 8, 2007 @ 11:37 pmJust remember guys, don’t quote the song in your meeting and you’ll probably get away with it.
Comment by John Dodds August 8, 2007 @ 11:38 pmYou’re right Seb … as I said, faster than a Ferrari
Comment by Rob August 8, 2007 @ 11:38 pmAt least people aren’t laughing at me for eating wax fucking apples.
Comment by Billy Whizz August 8, 2007 @ 11:39 pmBy the way: Ever thought about using Billy for Lynx? I already can see the line “If it gets him chicks, what could it do to you?”.
Comment by Seb August 8, 2007 @ 11:39 pm2 years!!
Comment by Bazza August 8, 2007 @ 11:39 pmTouche!
Comment by Rob August 8, 2007 @ 11:40 pmOK Baz, enough of the 2 years, even I am getting sick of it – so you can expect a bashing when you’re back from your conference of egomaniacs, ha
Comment by Rob August 8, 2007 @ 11:40 pmHow many comments do we need to break this blog’s record, Campbell?
Comment by Seb August 8, 2007 @ 11:41 pmJust checking everyone knows playtime is over.
Comment by George August 8, 2007 @ 11:42 pmOooooooh a lot more than this – I think the top post has about 212 comments and now everyone has to go to work and I have to go to bed, ha!
Comment by Rob August 8, 2007 @ 11:43 pmYou can tell you’re a Dad of 3 George, ha!
Comment by Rob August 8, 2007 @ 11:43 pmReminds me of the substitute teacher in our Tech lesson when we were about 16, who said angrily “If you dont stop messing about youll have no playtime!”
Comment by Rob Mortimer August 8, 2007 @ 11:48 pm730 days!
Comment by Bazza August 8, 2007 @ 11:49 pmYeah yeah … smartarse Baz.
Right, it’s 2am – night all.
Comment by Rob August 8, 2007 @ 11:52 pmNight, daddy.
Comment by Seb August 8, 2007 @ 11:55 pmNo Seb, can’t you remember … George is Daddy, I’m Mr Gay-But-Straight! 🙁
Comment by Rob August 8, 2007 @ 11:57 pmYou mean Mr Sorry-Jill-I-just-discovered-my-gay-side-in-front-of-a-million-audience.
Comment by Seb August 9, 2007 @ 12:03 amNah … that’s why she likes me Seb becauserather than JUST take the piss out of her Jillyisms [www.jillyism.wordpress.com] I can empathise with her as well. Ahem. Right, I really must sleep now.
Comment by Rob August 9, 2007 @ 12:07 amHave I ever mentioned how much I love this blog? If it would be a woman I definitley would go for her. This sounds deperate, doesn’t it?
Comment by Seb August 9, 2007 @ 12:21 amAlmost as desperate as you-know-who …
Comment by Rob August 9, 2007 @ 12:22 amWasn’t you the “oh I need to go to bed now”-man 45 minutes ago? Oh, this sounds very you-know-who…
Comment by Seb August 9, 2007 @ 12:27 amWHAT THE FUCK?
Comment by marcusbrown August 9, 2007 @ 1:57 amditto!
Comment by lauren August 9, 2007 @ 6:47 amThis is what happens when we don’t have your ‘calming’ influence in our lives.
Comment by Rob August 9, 2007 @ 6:56 amToday this post and comments feel like waking up after a night filled with strong drinks next to a person who seems to be unbelievable ugly. And probably male. Huaa.
Comment by Seb August 9, 2007 @ 5:36 pmSpeaking from experience Seb?
Comment by Rob August 9, 2007 @ 5:41 pmNo, actually it was the beginning of another slap for Billy, but then my conscience told me not to. Maybe it’s the influence of “emotional” Rob. By the way…the post was it for Mr Caesar?
Comment by Seb August 9, 2007 @ 5:47 pm