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… please go here and vote for human_2 … because we can’t let a post that is focused on helping the homeless lose out to some self-pontificating marketing wank and/or the sort of output you’d expect to see from a 5 year old who has been locked inside their bedroom for a week because it’s been raining and cold.
Seriously, if human_2 loses then I have undeniable evidence that the …
1 Blogging community are a bunch of fuckwits.
2 Ad community are a bunch of cocksuckers.
And yes … I do appreciate the other posts are good really [far better than the ‘self pontificating marketing wank and/or output you’d expect to see from a 5 year old’ that I write on a daily basis] … it’s just this is a cause for people who are helpless, whereas the ad industry have only got themselves to blame for the mess they’re in.
God, I feel like a Miss World contestant saying she wants “WORLD PEACE” …
[Thanks to Jemma for the ‘call to arms’ logo – lets hope it works!]
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Comment by Jemma King July 24, 2007 @ 9:48 pmDone. Now please finish your work, you have a massive day tomorrow and I’d prefer you not to look like you’ve just come off a 7 day drug and alcohol binge. Speak later
Comment by George July 24, 2007 @ 9:58 pmYou have my vote, but then you always knew that.
Comment by Pete July 24, 2007 @ 10:32 pmive checked “the competition” out and if any fucker on this blog votes for them, then they are casting a vote for bistro visiting, tuscany holidaying, ford focus driving, coldplay listening, laura ashley curtain buying, gap wearing, gq reading, kafka quoting, oxbridge attending, spurs supporting, g&t supping fucking cocksucking wankers. thank you.
Comment by andy@cynic July 25, 2007 @ 12:20 amSee above.
Comment by Billy Whizz July 25, 2007 @ 12:24 amBut don’t we have an operative in the polling booth?
Comment by John Dodds July 25, 2007 @ 3:39 amgood point, ill organise to have a man with a gun at the voting session or should i say the internet nerd hangout centre.
Comment by andy@cynic July 25, 2007 @ 4:31 amWhile you’re at it Andy, can you ask him to come over and shoot me in the head as it’s 4:40 in the fucking morning and I’m still doing the bloody presos which I am sure are shite because I couldn’t even have a conversation with my Mum 10 minutes ago, let alone write something that has to be approved by representatives of the bloody US senate!
Yes I am pissed … but I’m more tired especially as the aircon has been off since 6pm and I live in the fucking tropics.
I’m rambling aren’t I? Night. Morning. Whatever the fuck it is!
Comment by Rob July 25, 2007 @ 4:46 ambut you gotta admit, tom’s viennese whirl is fucking hilarious, right? or does that make me a fucking cocksucking wanker, andy?
Comment by lauren July 25, 2007 @ 4:49 amand rob, go to bed, for fuck’s sake. you are not going to achieve anything by pulling an all-nighter, jesus!
Comment by lauren July 25, 2007 @ 4:50 amI really don’t think you should ever refer to yourself in that way Lauren – not because its degrading, but because it’ll probably excite Andy.
And I’m up and as fresh as a [dead] daisy after 2 hours sleep …. it’s going to be a good day, ha!
Comment by Rob July 25, 2007 @ 9:42 amDone! Please tell us you don’t have the ‘undeniable evidence’.
Comment by Mark July 25, 2007 @ 11:45 amI we do end up meeting in London , that better be a fucking strong coffee you buy me after your comments in that post.
Comment by TomLR July 25, 2007 @ 4:26 pmFeature flags and short words and the senate will wave it through.
Comment by John Dodds July 25, 2007 @ 6:18 pmWould you mind giving me that advice a bit fucking earlier John – given I was up all night getting the bloody thing out!
Saying that, the doco was for NASA [yes, THAT NASA] and the senate are rather supportive of them at the moment – given they have basically blackmailed them into NOT spending all their time doing R&D for space [their absolute passion] and concentrate on developing military hardware which might let them start a few more wars without needing so many people!
[I should point out I/we only deal with the ‘space side’ of NASA – no way would we want anything to do with Mr Bush and his ego-disease]
And Tom … what’s wrong with the comments in this post … orare you a secret Laura Ashley curtain owning bloke???
Comment by Rob July 25, 2007 @ 9:52 pmI might be – but I also might be :
‘a 5 year old who has been locked inside their bedroom for a week because it’s been raining and cold.’
..too.
Clearly.
As I said – make it strong, please.
Comment by TomLR July 26, 2007 @ 4:45 amWe have so much in common then Tom – though it wasn’t just raining for me, it was the fact I lived in Nottingham – crime capital of Europe, ha!
Comment by Rob July 26, 2007 @ 8:38 am