The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

Shame Or Fame? [I Think It’s Safe To Say ‘SHAME’]

As quite a few people will testify, I have quite a few annoying habits …

1 ‘Borrowing’ friends mobiles and sending lewd SMS’s to their brothers and/or sisters.

2 Changing the letters around on keyboards so that the people who can only type by looking at the keys end up inadvertently swearing in their emails.

3 Putting a password on their screensavers

4 Pricking little holes into their office chairs, letting some water get absorbed into the holes then watching them get a wet arse as they sit on them

However one thing I’ve been doing for the longest time is stealing dodgy photos from my friends ‘family albums’ then placing them up for all to see … which explains why my bestest friend in the entire Universe [Paul] has this unbelievably gay photo of himself up on my blog …

WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?

Actually I know … it was probably, “I hope Rob never steals my mobile and bluetooths this totally camp photo to his phone so he can present it to the World on his blog”

Bad luck my son, you should know me by now – I mean it’s only been all your fucking life! 

Mind you, look on the brightside … it could of been be worse, it could of been that ‘Whip-a-gram’ horror from your first stag night.

You can’t remember which one?

Remember now? 

Doh … I’ve done it again haven’t I. Whoops!

Hey folks, don’t feel too sorry for him … he’s been a bastard to me for 37 years and got away with it far more times than he should.

You can tell I’m bored can’t you … well that’s enough for me today so have a great weekend and see you next week!

[Marcus, have a great holiday with the kiddies my son!]

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