The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

Anyone know where I can buy a chainsaw and mask?

Mary is going to KILL you for that comment George!

You want scarred for life?

I once locked myself in the house and put the alarm on, knowing my little sister would be home any minute. I waited in the bathroom until I heard her arrive home and then jumped out wearing a Scream mask and weilding the largest knife we had in the house.

The terror on her face was indescribable. She was so scared she couldn’t even scream, she just fell to the floor and began trembling, not even a single tear… I thought she’d died of fright or something. But I’ll never forget the look in her eyes. It was priceless, and a penalty worth the countless CD’s she had scratched beyond repair and Voltron episodes on VHS she had taped over with Polly Pocket cartoons.

When I took the mask off (laughing) she begin to cry uncontrollably and then proceeded to curse me to hell. To this day she still says it haunts her and it’s the most scared she’s ever been in her life. When I hear her speak of the “Scream Mask Afternoon” like that, I feel like my duty as as a big brother has been fulfilled.

How I wish I wasn’t an only child!!!

You are a hero Age … a dead-set hero!

Im a big fan of pranks, but only to people who deserve comeuppance…

Age, you legend. Never quite did anything that bad, barring the inevitable removal of the remote/denying all knowledge when I’d changed the channel to Sky Sports to watch the football.

i think that fucking shed has kryptonite type powers on you marcus, because what other reason could there be for your evil mischief levels to dwindle so dramatically.
get out, get out now.

must
get
out
fucking
now

perhaps it’s the maternal, overprotective, jesuit part of me, but i hate that vid and evil pranks too.
age, rob won’t let me use the c-word on this blog, but if he did, i’d probably say you were a right one to your sister 🙂

andy, thank you dear. now, stop being such a c*** to rob. and rob, welcome back to melbourne! did you bring those converse this time, or are you persisting with the bezerkenstocks?