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Evil Parents OR Evil Genius?
July 16, 2007, 3:18 pm
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Following a comment from Will, I thought I’d show the World’s best parent prank …

Lets just thank God Andy hasn’t got any kids yet because he’d want to beat this for evil!


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AHAAHAHHAHAHA.. šŸ˜€

Damned brilliant. Mentally scarring? Check. Highly Amusing. Check.

Comment by Will

Anyone know where I can buy a chainsaw and mask?

Comment by George

Both.
Absolute evil genius.

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Mary is going to KILL you for that comment George!

Comment by Rob

Quite.

Comment by George

You want scarred for life?

I once locked myself in the house and put the alarm on, knowing my little sister would be home any minute. I waited in the bathroom until I heard her arrive home and then jumped out wearing a Scream mask and weilding the largest knife we had in the house.

The terror on her face was indescribable. She was so scared she couldn’t even scream, she just fell to the floor and began trembling, not even a single tear… I thought she’d died of fright or something. But I’ll never forget the look in her eyes. It was priceless, and a penalty worth the countless CD’s she had scratched beyond repair and Voltron episodes on VHS she had taped over with Polly Pocket cartoons.

When I took the mask off (laughing) she begin to cry uncontrollably and then proceeded to curse me to hell. To this day she still says it haunts her and it’s the most scared she’s ever been in her life. When I hear her speak of the “Scream Mask Afternoon” like that, I feel like my duty as as a big brother has been fulfilled.

Comment by Age

You cruel bastard Age.

The worst I ever did was chuck a plastic spider at my mum whilst she was watching Arachnaphobia…

Comment by Rob Mortimer

How I wish I wasn’t an only child!!!

You are a hero Age … a dead-set hero!

Comment by Rob

We wish you weren’t an only child as well Rob, because then you’d of subjected the sick pranks on them instead of us.

Comment by George

Im a big fan of pranks, but only to people who deserve comeuppance…

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Rob is an equal opportunity prankster, much to most of our dismay.

Comment by George

Age, you legend. Never quite did anything that bad, barring the inevitable removal of the remote/denying all knowledge when I’d changed the channel to Sky Sports to watch the football.

Comment by Will

Don’t like the video, don’t like the pranks. I find it upsetting. Thank you.

Comment by Marcus

i think that fucking shed has kryptonite type powers on you marcus, because what other reason could there be for your evil mischief levels to dwindle so dramatically.
get out, get out now.

Comment by andy@cynic

must. get. out.

Comment by Marcus

must
get
out
fucking
now

Comment by andy@cynic

I. am. still. in. the. fucking. shed.

Comment by Marcus

perhaps it’s the maternal, overprotective, jesuit part of me, but i hate that vid and evil pranks too.
age, rob won’t let me use the c-word on this blog, but if he did, i’d probably say you were a right one to your sister šŸ™‚

Comment by lauren

stop censoring lauren
stop censoring lauren
stop censoring lauren
stop censoring lauren
stop censoring lauren
stop censoring lauren

Comment by andy@cynic

andy, thank you dear. now, stop being such a c*** to rob. and rob, welcome back to melbourne! did you bring those converse this time, or are you persisting with the bezerkenstocks?

Comment by lauren

I’ve just landed in freezing Melbourne after flying all bloody night … I’m not in the mood for you being naughty Andy!

B-E-H-A-V-E!

Comment by Rob




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