The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

That’s a little mean spirited of you isn’t it Rob? What happened? How is he?

And Rob Mortimer thinks you are soft, how wrong can he be.

He is fine … got involved in a little accident which could of been worse, but luckily turned out OK – well, apart from a badly broken/crushed leg.

And why am I taking the piss?

Karma Paul … fucking karma … and next time I see you, I’ll list every act of evil he executed against me while I was ill in a hospital bed.

Billy got a portable DVD player and a bunch of porn flicks … all I got nightmares, headaches, embarassment and alot of nurses to answer to.

Of course I am sorry the poor bugger is in pain – and I am glad his injuries aren’t as bad as they could of been – but interms of additional sympathy, he can kiss my arse, ha!

Love you really Andy 🙂 and I swear I have nothing to do with what the guys have schemed with the DR’s.

Scared?

You bloody should be, ha!

Those things get very smelly. Quickly.

you have ugly feet.

Don’t be nasty to Andy’s feet Marcus – it’s the thinnest part of his body, hahaha.

Oh how I love this ‘Andy can’t check his computer’ period!

Good point Marcus – but the thought of that makes me so ill, I’ll stick with his feet if you don’t mind. Saying that, I am sure Andy will be OVER-THE-MOON his penis has penetrated your mind and is now the centre of attention. About the only time it will be, hahaha!

I feel soiled.

I feel violated …

… and where are you off to Swedish Fred? In your country, you do your weekly food shopping with everything hanging out.

Mind you I could be confusing that with my dreams – given as it almost always features blonde, amazonian women with perfect figures. And me. Ahem.

Thank you. But not as sick as Andy is right now.

Hahahaha AhaHaha AHAHAhaha

[I need some sleep – I’ve gone mental! Oops!]

OK … OK … I have been officially shamed.

Thanks Jemma and Katerina and I will look at the FTP stuff now and send you my comments Jem.

I have no fear. Those are ugly feet.

Hang on Seb … this IS my blog isn’t it?

Mind you, the way people treat me and the posts I write, you’d be hard pressed to know that.

I KNEW you’d be on the creatives side … another black mark on the A[P]SOTW assignment Seb – be careful or at this rate you’ll be in negative points, ha!

no they won’t.

no, I am not on the creatives side…I am definitely on your side ($100) and your are the undoubted king of your blog ($100), no wait, the king of the internet ($250) just like David Hasselhoff ($5). I am sorry for being nice to Andy ($40)…should I go on, this is getting expensive for you, Rob.

That was supposed to be long toes. I have no interest in his log

Ah, elephant foot has spoken. You touch one fucking hair on campbells head, oh… wait a minute…

Anyway, fuck you Andy just because you’re poorly doesn’t mean you won’t get a slap. 🙂 Party faces are for party people which means that I can now both drink and dance you under the fucking table.

And Seb, fuck Wieden + Kennedy, looks like you could get a job at cynic.

Marcus, you’ve forgotten the 🙂 after COCKHEAD 😀 !
What will Rob’s mum fucking 🙂 say to a goddman 😀 fucking swear-a-round-without-a- 😉 like that?

Oh dear … Andy lives which is more than can be said for me, when he gets his hands on my neck, ha! Good job I’ve sent him a ‘Make-Andy-Happy’ pressie – or my Mum could have been very sad, ha!

cynic Germany eh? Well stranger things have happened so who knows. Well I do – but I’m not telling. Yet. Ha.

Finally, what I love about Marcus and NP the most is their lack of spelling/typing ability. They always manage to mis-spell the most important word so that it either [1] takes on a completely different meaning or [2] undermines the point they are trying to make.

There’s a book called ‘Pratt Of The Argus’ about a young journo in Brighton who found his news editor had done similar things to his stories and I can only assume it was based on Marcus and NP’s rant on this blog. Genius.

And Seb … I totally understand why you’d want to work at W&K, but do you just want to work at their London / Amsterdam / Portland offices or are you open to expanding the geographical area to include China perhaps? And if you are, would you be open to other great agencies [maybe not as great as W&K but great all the same] throughout Asia? Let me know – I may have someone you should talk to.

Instant hardman. Just add alcohol eh, Marcus!

No morning glory Marcus? Eva still away then?

🙂 😀 😮 8) 😉 😆 …should be enough, right?

We’ll call the 🙂 🙁 😉 evens Seb …

In the unlikely event W&K London don’t get their act together, think about either W&K China [Kel and Nick are great guys] or Asia in general – it’s where all the World’s energy is coming from I promise you …