The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

That’s absolutely correct Lauren. An astute observation.

I am not bald and I do not wear glasses and yet I am rather good at my job.

What does this prove?

Lauren, Fred and Rob are all shit at insights.

Good luck on your commentary Mr Rob Mortimer, I look forward to following it on your blog and say hello to Barry who is most likely going to be there. You’ll be able to recognise him, he’ll be the frightfully small but clever person there.

What? Leicester … ?

[Note I am ignoring your comment George as you have alot to be getting on with, ha!]

Unfortunately I actually agree with you on that Lauren … but only if they wear glasses, have bald heads and look like the back end of a bus.

Hey, I don’t patronise chicks. Ahem.

what a shock, hari is a creepy little fuck to planner george but not to creative me.

well remember this hari, george would be fucking nothing without people like me and while all good creatives love good planners, we still have it in our power to totally screw up all your intellectual rambling bollocks with the snap of a coloured pen if we so desire.

now why the fuck are you married to lauren? please tell me its another lauren and not my catholic, swearing, car smashing sweetheart? and why the hell would your wife think george is a genius? what the fuck has he done to her the cheeky little dog.

Well Andy, in fact George and me once had a discussion here about how some creative people are really dedicated etc., So I respected you a lot, until now.

Firstly, me saying George is wise says nothing about creative people. And obviously you have nothing against creepy people, as you’re more pissed that I didn’t creep to you than the fact that I creep at all.

Secondly, there was no comma after “my wife” so that message was to Lauren from my wife, and in no way suggested Lauren was my wife. My wife is a lovely lady who I would never allow near a mob like this.

Lastly, I don’t think anyone doubts you can ruin a lot with those coloured pens of yours, that’s precisely why there are planners.

Well done Hari … great career limiting move, George and I are very, very proud of you!

Mine’s milk with no sugar please …

That’s better … niceness inside, anger outside.

And Andy I am impressed with your last paragraph to Hari regarding ‘arrogance’ … it’s actually very insightful. You have been listening to us haven’t you, ha!

Ahhhhhhhhh … it’s a Kodak moment.

[Cue: uplifting orchestral music and end credits]

How very exciting.

Do I sense a hint of sarcasm there dear Lauren?

Hi Andy. Of course we are friends. I wouldn’t want it any other way with anyone on this blog. And genuine thanks for your advice, it’s good to remember that great work is the only thing that counts.

(Oh ya, Rob I know: uplifting orchestral music and end credits]

Hari … Andy is probably now asleep, but he did call me because he was worried he’d upset you so please know he’s not always a complete bastard. Just most of the time.

And Mr Mortimer … I have no idea why that happens, but it is a skill and another reason why we want you here with us!

So Marcus … you would be agreeing with Lauren and her insight then!

Sinead O’Conner is a planner???

That’s a good point … and without any hits for a while, she might be in the market to earn a few quid. Thanks NP …

Rob – I’ll agree with most things today.

Haha, thanks!
You dont have to put pressure on him, I appreciate how busy he must be!

Ooh…! 😀

Sadly VA dont fly to Mauritius (I dont think), but will be nice next time we go to HK!

Genius, we’re not bald, we simply have crop circles!