The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

Thanks! I am rather chuffed!

Im not sure how much influence your blog had, but if it will make you happy not to label it a nice coincidence then I wont!

Ahh, so that explains the cryptic nature of the email I’ve just got from you.

Well done, that’s fantastic news but make sure Rob doesn’t take any credit for it (which lets face it, he can’t) because he’ll become as annoying as Andy plus you run the risk of being called Mini-Rob for eternity. Though aren’t you bloody tall? If that is the case, maybe we can call you Giant-Rob instead.

I do find it rather uncomfortable congratulating you on Rob’s blog. This “community” is rather strange isn’t it?

Great news, enjoy it all, marriage is a wonderful, wonderful thing but then I never married manipulative women like Andy, did I? 🙂

George … are you still suffering from Delhi Belly because you have flashes of Andyness about you these days, and I’ve only ever seen that when you’ve been loo-bound for a few days, ha!

And to be fair to Andy, the manipulative women he married were very, very, very, very hot. Not that he/I are shallow – oh no. Ahem.

[PS: Jill, in no way am I NOT calling you hot – you are a babe, I love you and you are also a wonderfully kind, caring, considerate woman. The same goes to both Mary’s – we are all very, very lucky to have you and we will never forget it. How can we, you remind us each and every day, ha!]

I’ve never been so insulted in my life. Oh yes I have, a few days ago. By you again. Bottom is all clear now (that sounds so wrong) so maybe it’s the jetlag that is giving me Andylike characteristics?

Good point about the women and that its good to kick someone when they’re down or out.

Careful Rob!
Less of a kick than a humourous nudge…

Im happy to be a giant with an aside!
Thanks Pete!

Ah now, I be no wimp.. I just hold my true rage for my enemies!

hahah! Thanks Hari!

No I didnt! My last magic show was when I was 10… I intend to keep it that way!

Thanks Fredrik!
Im not doing an Andy, dont worry!

Not a Santana fan, but i’ll give it a listen… 🙂

It’ll be worth your while, Rob….I hope. I’m not a Santana fan either actually, but I really like that song.

Fred – why don’t you tell everyone who you ARE a fan of … that might help put some perspective into what you are suggesting.

Yes folks … TOTO!

That’s why the man has a notice on his door [which admitidly, I put up] that states:

“BORN TO BE MILD”

which is fitting considering their music is shit.

I’d of thought Marcus/Sacrum BOTH would of subscribed to Kraut-tunes – however after seeing Marcus’ comment about the mighty SCORPIONS on Freddie’s blog, I just don’t know what would ‘rock-his-boat’ … but if it’s The Smiths, I will fucking murder him, his family and everyone associated with him.

Thank you

I FUCKING DETEST MORRISSEY WITH EVERY FIBRE IN MY BODY! [But I’m getting treatment for it!]

From all the ladies at cynic, we would like to pass on our congratulations to you Mr Mortimer for your wonderful news. We wish all the very best in your and your ladies lives.

Ladies? Only one! 😉
But thank you Katerina and Jemma!

What is he building in there Marcus…what is he building?

NIck cave is cool, System of a Down are great, actually, most of your taste is great. I still dont understand WHY you hate the Smiths though.

So love is in the air is it Pete? Not in my fucking household it isn’t. Its as cold as a witches tit there.

Last time I wrote on this blog was when Rob got engaged, now it’s another Rob. Why the hell do the Rob’s seem to get all the luck?

I’m NOT asking you Mortimer! Just ’cause you’ve got enganged!

Baz, could it be because you always wear black, look like a smile has never been on your face and basically think the world is terrible?

Apart from that, you’re one hunk of love and I’d do you in a second.

Bazza … women DO love you.

OK, so it’s your Mum and Granny, but it’s a start.

Well I won’t be posting on this again in a hurry.

Ahhhhhhh, young love blossoming in cynic.

Makes my one eye water.

Well yes, he is an arse; but an amusing one at that.

I’ll accept a smiths free zone if you explain why its needed!

Poor Baz, maybe Andy can give him some tips!

“I really like you Baz, but I see you more as a friend and I am already in a relationship…”

OH THAT IS BRILLIANT Jemma.

Now I know why Andy wanted to hire you so badly.

Right enough of all that, I have to go home and get the dinner.

Not that I’m under-the-thumb, oh no. Ahem.

It’s called “charity”
Sorry Baz.
Jemma
x

ouch.

But you’re still hot in a freaky cool kind of way.

🙂

Hi mate … yes, totally better now thank you. Which is possibly an even worse way to end this post about your engagement, ha!

NP – YOU ARE GOOD AT FOOTBALL.

You’ll be signed up by Dennis Wise for your beloved Leeds in no time now. Mind you, given their bottom-of-the-table position, you might find you were already better than most of the squad.

Hope all is well and life/work is ‘settling down’ a tad.

well done mortimer

No I didnt! But I do like that film!

Thanks Andy!