The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

lol…that was sad.

lol!!! listen to your audience rob…

Does it make me sound stupid saying I found that pretty good.

Try doing that trick when you’re stuck on the bog for 5 days straight fuckhead.

Thanks for that metaphorical slap in the face Rob. Being compared to Andy is enough to pull anyone together.

Sorry for being so rude to you and I really, really hope your tummy wummy gets better soon.

See Rob, that’s what real mates do, not send a curry and a packet of Huggies to their hotel room! On the positive side, I look better in my jeans now so it was worth the sweating even though I’m in jetlag hell.

I have that exact book, shame on you Rob. I demand genuine slight of hand dammit!

no. simply not good enough Rob. My kids did that trick before they could walk. And don’t come with any “I can’t walk because my insides are falling out of me” shit.

Close, but no cigar Campbell.
Morning.

OK … so the trick is abit naff … what about points for ‘artistic impression’????

Come on guys, I’m desperate …

I hope you not sulking.

Hang on … you were AMAZED when you saw that trick for the first time.

OK, by the 2nd presentation, you were bored to tears, but in no way did you tell me if was naff at time of purchase.

And as for you Marcus and your amazing girls – damn you for having a highter standard for amazement than the average punter.

Oh well, onto the next trick …

Thanks Lauren – why not tell me to throw myself off a bridge and be done with it!

Rob, throw yourself off a bridge and be done with it!

Don’t worry about Pete’s future – he is working for one of the World’s most creative agencies, creating some of the World’s most creative ideas … but given he thought my SHITE, CRAP, BALLS magic trick was good … I question how long he will be there for.

And I knew it was only a matter of time till someone told me to ‘jump off the bridge and be done with it’ – I’m just shocked it was George and not Andy, hahaha.

And Marcus, did you mean the Magic CIRCLE? Because the Magic Cycle just sounds naffer than naff. [And I would know as the afficianado of naff magic tricks!]

no I meant the magic cycle (you really should know this stuff rob) which is Nottingham (east) Magician Association.

Marcus … Nottingham is famous for violence, drug crime and shootings … it used to be famous for Robin Hood, bicycles and lace … never, not once, did MAGIC come to the fore which is why the dyslexic magic nerds who live there probably wrote Magic Cycle – unless they are all ex-Raleigh bike employees and doing it in the bikes honour.

maybe magic cycle is related the to cremaster cycle: a hectic art film that will leave your head hurting after the first 5 minutes.

Not you too!
Still, the tricks are getting slightly better…though still a little off the Magic Circle (or cycle) yet!

Yes, the entertainment value was there… but doesnt that push you towards Tommy Cooper territory?

Tommy Cooper is a God, I would kill to be like him – and the first person I’d kill is the Indian Magician who tricked me into thinking my ‘Magic Book’ was cool, ha.

Boom Tish …

I meant trick, but my tick is better too.

ok. But I’m warning you all…this is serious magic. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

marcus!! my grandfather could show me that trick when i was 4!! shame on you

rob, no need to sulk. lame as your magic book was, it is way better than marcus’ “trick”..

Marcus… that was erm… very good. Now please never do magic again.

Come back Tommy Campbell, all is forgiven.

Hey guys … Marcus is still recovering over the sausage debacle so your comments could push him over the edge – but I do I care?

Do I bollocks … his trick sucks [but I’m still practicing it at home!]

I’ve just realised that in my video, I say “Please Keep Looking” …

God bless, I was obviously trying really hard to impress – and according to Rob, Lauren and Pete – I did. Well, compared to Marcus and his “AMAZIIIIIIIING” finger trick.

Marcus, does this mean you’re now a sour-Kraut! BOOM BOOM

[Oh how original I am – just like my tricks eh!]

The shame I feel for you now is indescribable. God help us should you ever decide to visit.

Lauren – good on you going to bed because it’s far too late for you to be doing your site and look fresh and lovely in the morning. I’m at home with my other ‘alf, watching “Total Recall” and trying to buy a house – far more fun. Then again …

And Marcus, you’re right … this is normal service … but whether that is a compliment or insult is still to be decided! Maybe we can discuss it in Munich – over a Diet Coke or copious amounts of beer. [Maybe my magic tricks will look good then!]

Right, just heard Jill yawn – she’s primed for Jillyism’s – which reminds me, I have to update that blog because she’s had some classics lately like, “I’d rather be below average than average”

Marvellous!

Night all … and to Pete who has been noticeble by his absence, don’t worry mate, we still like you despite your facination with really, really bad tricks. [Have a look at the one Marcus is trying to ‘flog’ – you’ll probably be amazed!]

Wimp!