The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


He Who Laughs Last, Laughs Longest …
March 5, 2007, 1:37 pm
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Brakeless Laughter

And just who is laughing longest?

Errrrrm it’s George because now I’ve got Delhi Belly! 

[George lost SEVEN KILO’s because of his bad tum … with results like that, Jenny Craig should sell Indian Tap Water as a ‘quick weight loss’ product, it’d sell trillions!]

Oh, and to those who said ‘Hi’ to my Mum, she’s sent you a reply. [Scroll down till you come to ‘FIORELLA‘ – and no laughing at her name, she’s Italian AND MY MUM!!]

The Secret Lovely Toilet an introduction


25 Comments

oh no! rob.. you poor bastard! well, looks like you’ll also need a mini-DVD and movies – to while away your time in the loo.. that, and serious dose of immodium. good luck dude.. see you on the other side.

Comment by lauren

Thanks Lauren – you are probably the ONLY person who will show me any sympathy at all.

Unfortunately the mini-DVD [and porn]\ is only given to those individuals who are having a major operation – and whilst it feels like I’m crapping all my insides out of my body … it’s not that serious which is why Billy got the goods and I just cop a whole heap of shit. [literally!]

Comment by Rob

I don’t care if this makes me sound stupid, I found this news very, very good.

Hello to your Mum as well.

Comment by Pete

Eat shit fuckface.

Comment by George

WOW… I really hit a nerve when I sent you those diapers didn’t I, hahaha!

Comment by Rob

And I’m not EATING it, I’m just producing it – you of all people should know that!

Comment by Rob

Oh dear.
Morning.

Comment by Marcus Brown

Morning Marcus – I’m all a quiver waiting for your MAGIC TRICK review …

Comment by Rob

scathing review I’m afraid el magico.

Comment by Marcus Brown

boy, you europeans are on the ball early!!

Comment by lauren

Lauren – don’t ask. Where’s my bed…

Comment by Marcus Brown

Europeans still have some miniscule of work ethic Lauren – unlike you Aussies, ha!

Comment by Rob

oi!! it’s 6:30pm on a monday and i’m still working, just..

don’t take your bad magic trick reviews out on me mr. campbell.. lol!!

Comment by lauren

George lost SEVEN KILO’s .This is very interesting article,for quick weight loss.To know much about this click on the website
http://www.losingweighteasily.com/
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Comment by Mary Lewis

OK Lauren … I’ll be gentle.

And Mary Lewis – thank you, I’ll pass that onto George but I think Andy is in more need of it than him, ha!

Comment by Rob

Is it just me who noticed the above email appears to be spam? (sorry if not mary!)

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Yes it looks like Spam – but then they mention George by name which is why I thought it might be sort-of legit.

[Or hopeful I am attracting a wider audience, ha!]

Comment by Rob

But it appears to have just cut and paste the words before its own message…

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Thanks for bursting my bubble Rob … first the magic trick and now this, hahaha

Comment by Rob

maybe you can write for them once you’ve lost your SEVEN KILOS! and give them really good tips on losing weight like magic.

Comment by lauren

Maybe you could reposition Indian tap water as THE place to be for (most) fashion models…?

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Genius …

“KATE MOSS WOULDN’T DREAM OF DRINKING ANY OTHER WATER THAN THE FAMOUS ‘INDIAN TAP’ WITH ITS ‘BOWEL CLEANING’ PROPERTIES”

Comment by Rob

Detox to the MAX!

Comment by Rob Mortimer

takes Another Bloody Water to a whole new level..ha!!

Comment by lauren

Drink yourself thin …

Comment by Rob




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