The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

that’s a damn good looking sandwich right there.

Andy’s back people. Now bacon’s in trouble. Good man.

Nice sandwich, lets all have one today in solidarity. Losing to the yanks? Never.

The North is rising.

i think youd rather “eat them” because then you can shit them out.

yep, andy’s back.

it made me glad to be back in america and that is the ultimate compliment.

aisa is making an impact to the voting, Europe is slowly coming online.

ok, I’ve checked out the voting patterns of american bacon. Round 1: 77% (97 votes) Round 2: 85% (58 votes).

Sorry, had to check out team-sausage. In round 1 we had 51% (298 votes) and in round 2 78% (108 votes). We potentially have double the voters of american bacon.

We’ve gone from 25% of the share to leading 65% – that’s not bad in a few hours! Hell, Andy isn’t even officially ‘awake’ yet so while we can’t let off on the pressure, we should feel happy we have additional firepower at our fingertips.

Come on Andy – get up – I’ve already emailed K to get sausages in for everyone!

I’m chomping on a sausage roll in our honour. It’s from Starbucks – but hey, in Hong Kong on Valentines Day, I have to take what I can get.

Trust me … the one I’ve just eaten could put that theory to test!

gather strength, breath deeply and then kick some arse.

rob, he knows what he’s doing. Where’s the bloody armed forces you promised?

i love you marcus but rob, you are a piece of shit. or should i say a piece of bacon. now let me go eat.

here we go, here we go, here we go

rob your efforts in Hong Kong were sterling. And will never be forgotten.

We are under attack. ATTACK!!!

I think it’s a dummy attack … the website doesn’t exist. I know – because I bravely went and tried to launch my own counterattack. By myself. With no additional support.

you went there all on your own? Victoria Cross stuff that is.

Andy, be angry…be very angry. I AM.

Don’t fume … get the team voting. Threaten them with anything – the sack, not getting the sack, ANYTHING!

Field Marshall Campbell.

I like it.
I deserve it.
I will be known by it. Please.

Rather be Captain Darling than Master Bates

General Bacon? Fuck off.

Smoked, salty, streaked bacon?
Thats like being captain of a rowing boat in the middle of war between battleships.

I will not sink to their level. We will battle at the ballot box. And General Bacon. I’m sorry, I was impolite.

Fuck off. Please.

Better Rob?

Sausage vs Bacon Haiku:

Tasty Sausages
Meat Kosher Halal or Veg
Bacon? Streaky Crap

*applause*..classy rob m, classy.

Hello Sausage Supporters.
Just thought you’d be interested to know Richard Branson now knows about our sausage quest!

I have to admit he’s rather confused by it all but he did say he is on our side but that could be because he wanted me out of his office. 🙂

With this level of mass sausage passion, he’ll probably launch Virgin Sausages any day now but as long as he gets all his staff voting in our favour, why should we care.

Here’s too victory and Andy doing some work before he goes totally sausage mad.

Nice link Rob.

stop showing off about your superstar mates.

Jealous?

rob, when you wake up and check this site out, you will be chocked with emotion. if marcus is the sausage freedom fighter, you are the sausage resistence.

The 2nd sausage division is reporting for orders sir.
Just got into the office and I’m on the case.
Hang on, is this now an anti America issue?
I feel rather compromised but after a second of thought, a roof over my head is more important than a vote for any nationalistic pride.
Besides, what the fuck have I got to be proud of?
Clap your hands if you love the sausage.
Clap clap.

You good? Hope so and we seem to be holding our position at the moment. Fuck, I’m talking in military terms, who would of thought it.

Just read through all the posts and seen there’s already been a military theme going on with Rob and his Field Marshall bollocks.
This really is fucking us all up isn’t it. Great. Got a meeting but I’ll push them to give us a sausage vote or I’ll just refuse to do any ads for them. Given I’m so great, that will scare the bastards into getting on their computers in no time at all. Go sausage.

Bacon mind games will now worse – we’re in front, but far from comfortable do not let up for a minute.
Smoked Polish sausage for lunch.

Ive contacted both Walls and SausageFans sites in the past two days… im hoping they will help us out.

Sorry guys – been out of action in possibly one of the worst pitches EVER [75% of the marketers present admitted not having even read the brief they’ve asked all the agencies to answer] but I hope all action is being administered and victory on Sunday will be ours.

Slight bad news is that I [and the ‘boys’] are all off to Japan and will be out of action till next week so we will leave you in the sort-of capable hands of BILLY and in the meantime, will try and encourage Japanese adoption of the sausage. We’ll say it can be their revenge for Hiroshima or something equally politically insensitive.

Gotta go – got a plane to catch – but may the tomato sauce be with you my friends. To victory.

Europe is making an impact. Good work there rob.

further to rob’s IP address scam, can i suggest recruiting students – labs across the country will have different IP addresses, you could squash the americans with just one class from each design college!

according to my calculations we are only 25 votes ahead!

Hello Marcus, I do hope you are well.
I just thought I should tell you that Billy is on medical leave today which is probably why he has not responded.
Fingers crossed for sausages.
Best wishes, Katerina

Katerina – thanks for the medical update. I knew this battle would have it’s casualties and Billy has been brave and strong.

MR Sausage – Go to bed.

I can’t go to bed, its lunchtime where I am so my boss wouldn’t be happy with me.

Its only because my dad is british that I can support the sausage team, but I’ll try and convince my workflow to turn their back on American bacon and come over to the limey dark side.

Jesus, this is a popular post isn’t it?

Marcus – a slight bit of concern is that this Mr Sausage has the same IP address as General Bacon – is this individual a Double Agent or a schitzo?

Will try and get some more votes in while I’m away … lots of fresh, sausage virgin computers out here.

No – I was not Mr Sausage and I don’t know who it is given their email/blog/website doesn’t exist.

Hey. Andy told us what to do [which is amazing given he’s a technophobe – then realised you told him the details] and we’re voting up a storm.

Lauren – it’s NEW YORK time so it ends in 45 mins.

We have just spent 2 HOURS voting – our other halves hate us, the people at our meeting are fed up of us and our friends pity us BUT WE’RE WINNING so keep up the vote!

eek!! we’re losing it!! HELP!!

We can’t make it up … we’re being shot at by hundreds of them …

now i know how Adelaide United feel…

poor marcus!!! we tried, we really did. rob – good luck patching things up with jill. i need a cup of tea.

I would just like to thank everybody for their support over the last couple of weeks. We had a good go. A good innings. We we’re strong, honest and capable. We were true to our word and true to the sausage.

In light of the recent defeat I feel that it is only logical that I stand down as the leader of the Sausage Meat Bracket party. I think it is time for a new direction and a new generation.

We must now prepare ourselves for the job at hand; for we are now an oposition meat.

Again, thank you for your support.

It’s ok people. I understand. I’ll be off then.

The shame of it all.

Where is Marcus?

Come on – your adoring public need you [+ Billy has had a relapse given the sausage mauling and he blames himself for it – which we took great pleasure in agreeing with]

See my comment on your blog – though we all need some time for grief [and to make it up to partners/fellow veggies] before we can start.

I sense a bit of cheating on the bacon side…

After getting less than a hundred votes in 6 days they suddenly get loads in one go? Thats HIGHLY suspect.

Frankly democracy doesnt work. Just look at the US and Britain, AND bacon…

Why not…

goooood… gooood… the force is strong in this one.

Chicken. Fowl play I tell you. FOWL!!